Various rantings on movies, books about movies, and other things to do with movies
Saturday, February 29, 2020
Book review - MacLean#13 - "Force Ten from Navarone" by Alistair MacLean (warning: spoilers)
There's less tension because we know Andreas, Mallory and Miller now, there's no way any could be bad like in Where Eagles Dare - Andreas' whole arc seems silly, leaving his new bride (they changed it from the book where he had no love interest), to go on this mission, and he's indestructible the whole time. Miller could be cut out of the whole book and Mallory is dull - there's an occasional reference to him being New Zealander but MacLean argues really he's Scottish.
The book would have been better off focusing on the support guys - Reynolds, Saunders and Groves - more because they are wild cards and they die at the end. The one moving bit is when Reynolds dies because we got to know him - we don't know anything about Groves or Saunders.
The villains are too obvious - German officer, burly Chetnik - the girl (Maria) underused. I like the blind brother who was an agent, it has good pace, and some twists and decent action. You can see it being an alright movie - the novel is better than the film but it's still not much of a novel.
Friday, February 28, 2020
Book review - MacLean#18 - "Breakheart Pass" by Alistair MacLean
I liked it once I knew what the mystery was - the outlaw is a detective, the dead person was his partner etc, the stakes are gold, the Indians. But it seems a bit too easy for his people. Early MacLeans the struggle is so hard - the elements are tough, it's brutal, they are constantly up against it. Here baddies are constantly getting the drop on heroes and then being rescued quickly by hidden guns/allies.
I did quite like the bantering relationship with hero had with the girl, Marcia. The fort and Indians are underused. It is decently paced and the setting is novel.
Movie review - Godzilla#10 - "All Monsters Attack" (1969) **
But the film lost me when the kid dreamed of going to Monster island. It make the whole thing fake, there were no stakes. They throw in some robbers in the real world and I like how the experience of dreaming of the monsters encouraged the kid to take on the bullies, but mostly this was annoying.
Thursday, February 27, 2020
Movie review - Godzilla#9 - "Destroy All Monsters" (1968) **
Wednesday, February 26, 2020
Book review - "Life Isn't Everything: Mike Nichols, as Remembered by 150 of His Closest Friends" – by Ash Carter and Sam Kashner (2019)
Nichols was a refugee from Germany, dad was a doctor but died young, Mike had a skin condition that meant he lost all his hair. His rise was fairy rapid - at university he met Elaine May and discovered impro. He and May became stage stars, Broadway stars then he turned into a giant director of theatre and film.
There were dark periods - a difficult childhood, a lack of faith in his abilities as a film director in the 70s, an addiction to medication that contributed to depression and a mental breakdown - and less flattering aspects such as a lust for money and compulsive womanising. But the picture is overwhelmingly positive - intelligent, charming, a firm decision maker, a long legacy of great work.
The book is long, at times fascinating, at other times a slog. There's too many comments from actors, who tend to gush at the best of times - I mean, they're smart actors but still actors, we don't hear as much from say editors, DOPs or executives
There are big gaps on the personal front - his three kids barely get a look in, neither do his first three wives (outside of reference to his womanising), but we do get pages and pages on Diane Sawyer. There are pages on the influence of Nichols and May - I think like a lot of comedy you just had to be there - plus The Graduate, Annie, Spamalot - but notable gaps: nothing on Luv, Plaza Suite, Fools, The Apple Tree, Streamers, Comedians, Family and disappointingly little on films like Wolf, Regarding Henry, What Planet are you from?
At first I was understanding of these omissions but I gradually became annoyed especially as so many pages were devoted to other stuff.
Movie review - Jungle Jim#3 - "Mark of the Gorilla" (1950) **
Still he is Johnny Weismuller and brings his size, heft and legacy in this Tarzan esque tale. There's an expedition, a mystery, baddies.... who dress up as apes to commit crimes which is wonderful and goofy and stupid and makes this pretty fun to watch. Onslow Stevens gives the support cast some extra heft.
Movie review - Godzilla#8 - "Son of Godzilla" (1967) ***1/2
But the best thing about it is Minilla, the little Godzilla. Yes it's a silly and over the top creature, looks like it was designed by a six year old as does Godzilla (this was pointed out by Justin Decloux, I think) but it has a great deal of personality. He adds to the excitement as he's little and often struggles in the battles - you know Godzilla is going to be okay but not the little one.
And the ending is genuinely moving - the human induced snow falling, the battle with the spider, Godzilla walking off, Minilla stumbling and crying out and Godzilla coming back to hug the little one as they freeze in hibernation. Sniff.
Tuesday, February 25, 2020
Book reivew - "Lawrence of Arabia" by Alistair MacLean
Sunday, February 23, 2020
Movie review - Jungle Jim#2 - "The Lost Tribe" (1949) **1/2
A surprisingly large amount of this is set on the coat - at a port town, where Jim/Weismuller does a lot of diving into the sea and fights underwater.
There is plenty of action, Weismuller is dreadful, the support cast is strong and the handling is vigorous. If you get in the mood its kind of fun - Ray Corrgian in a gorilla suit, Weismuller being strung up not once but twice (smashed in the face too), a big battle at the end in the forgotten city, a native leader with a white beard and beautiful speaking voice dressed like he's out of a H Rider Haggard novel, the gorilla coming in at the end to save the day, a surprise death of the blonde femme detale.
Movie review - Jungle Jim#1 - "Jungle Jim" (1948) **1/2 (re-viewing)
Weismuller isn't very good - leaden footed, struggles with dialogue, seems dopey. Contemporary reviews commented on his weight a lot. He takes his shirt off to go for a swim and is sucking in his gut. Still, he's Johnny Weismuller!
The film has two strong support performances - Virginia Grey, a real cutie as a glasses wearing scientist trying to find a cure for polio and being annoyed when men assume she's a woman (of course she needs to be rescued, and goes for a high dive to show up a native minx who is along and takes off her glasses to appreciate beauty... but she still has a job); there's also George Reeves, who has a lot of bounce and energy as the white who keeps trying to push Jim off cliffs and is after gold.
The final battle has some decent spectacle.
Saturday, February 22, 2020
Movie review - "Escape to Witch Mountain" (1975) ***
It's wonderful wish fulfilment for kids - you might be little but you can read minds and move things telepathically. The filmmakers cleverly stack the deck against them - it shows creepy rich billionaires can pluck you out of orphanages by forging documents, and that townsfolk can call you witches and whip up a mob to shoot you dead.
The effects are dodgy, but it has charm and pace.
Movie review - "The Pirates of Tortuga" (1961) **
Ken Scott is a bland hero, a privateer tasked with attacking Sir Henry Morgan (Robert Stephens, good in a better role but we don't see enough of them). Letica Roman has a decent subplot as tavern girl who stows away with Scott, throws herself at him, he's not keen until she goes off and pretends to be a lady who a rich noble falls in love with. Her plot is actually a lot of fun and probably she should have been the lead - Roman isn't much of an actor though. Were there no better stars under contract to Fox at the time?
Maybe John Richardson, later Hammer leading man, who plays a pirate who pants over Roman - so does singer Dave King, who is another pirate. Athlete Rafer Johnson is a pirate so it has some multiculturalism (not that much though - Johnson is not allowed to be one of the pirates keen on Roman).
There is some action and colour and undemanding pirate film fans will get something out of it. I just wish the casting had been stronger.
Movie review - Godzilla#7 - "Ebirah, Horror of the Deep" (1966) ***
The twins in the pearl who look after Mothra are back but played by different actors who aren't as good. I wish the leads on the yacht were differentiated more . The concept of a sea monster taking on Godzilla is great but they don't do enough with the water factor.
Still there are good things - that lovely 60s colour, the concept of an island Godzilla movie, the basic story is actually pretty good (it's potential is not realised), Kumi Mizuno is a winning native girl, I liked that the baddies were making heavy water for a nuclear bomb and the ticking clock was literally a bomb, I loved Mothra coming to the rescue picking up people in a net and how she and Godzilla still didn't get along, the lobster sea monster is charming (if funny rather than scary). So I'm giving it three stars even though in it's heart this is probably more two and a half stars.
Script review - "Nightcrawler" by Dan Gilroy
The script is done in sparse haiku-ish style not far from Tony Gilroy's. It's a memorable character study - no wonder Jake Gyllenhaul went for it in a big way, with some excellent support parts.
Movie review - "Dad and Dave Come to Town" (1938) ***1/2 (warning:spoilers) (re-viewing)
It doesn't start particularly well - the opening reels creak, the pacing isn't quite there, it's not that well conceived or edited. Hall was a better producer than director. Some of the gags didn't work for me - the busman's holiday and what not.
But as it went on it got better. There were so many subplots but they were well juggled - Dad taking over the dress shop, Dad's squabbling with a neighbour, the neighbour's son (Peter Finch) romancing Dad's daughter, Dad's other daughter wanting to run a dress shop, the housekeeper being possessive of the house, Dave lecherous in the dress job, the gay floor walker, the treacherous manager, the opposition dress shop owner, the PR guy who changes sides.
The film has a nice heart - Dad is very inclusive as long as you're not a treacherous snot (and wear a moustache - two villains have moustaches). Shirley Ann Richards is chirpy and talks like she went to a post school. Bert Bailey, Fred MacDonald, Sidney Wheeler and Alec Kellaway all act like they've done a LOT of theatre. Which is part of the film's appeal. Billy Rayes plays possibly the most sympathetic PR guy in film history.
Friday, February 21, 2020
Book review- "Steel Bonnets" by George MacDonald Fraser
Fraser is a wonderful writer and his prose is clean, evocative and concise. I admit I did get lost in the last third of the book keeping track of who was who - all the Careys and Howards and Grahames.
But he has a real feel for the subject particularly the people on the Border - their bravery, shiftiness, sense of loyalty, love of sport and fighting, and so on. I'm surprised British filmmakers haven't turned to this period more - it's full of blood, thunder, romance and action, you could truly make British Westerns here.
Book review - MacLean#3 - "South by Java Head" by Alistair MacLean (1958) (warning: spoilers)
The characters really suffer - they're on one ship, it sinks just as they get on another ship, which sinks, so they get on a lifeboat, which takes them to an island, they sink it, get captured, get on another boat, it sinks, they get captured. People go crazy drinking salt water, there's suicide bombings, strafings.
Rather oddly MacLean gives us the Macguffin up front (plans to the invasion of Australia!) - there are also diamonds later on, but really the plans are the Big Deal. I wonder if the first chapter was added later on at the request of publishers or something because it doesn't feature the true hero , Nicholson.
I read Alec Guinness was meant to star in a film version. I'm not surprised a film wasn't made - most of the action takes place on water, it would be expensive. At first I recoiled about Guiness as this tough, ultra efficient boat officer but as the book went on, reading it, I could imagine Guinness playing it, with his sense of un-worldiness.
There are a lot of characters and at times I forgot who was who. Conversely, the lead characters are among MacLean's most memorable - the blimpish officer who turns out to be a cool shot and ruthlessly efficient agent, the nanny who is his wife, the reveal of the German agent (didn't pick it).
There is an unpleasant strand of racism through the book - I know this was typical of the time, but there's none of the empathy shown to Commies and Nazis in other MacLean novels. The Japanese are efficient and ruthless - and one, an officer, is so sadistic, keen to torture women and kids, that the German agent changes sides. And there's a Malay who is treacherous at the start and continues to be so. The nice non whites are friendly villagers. So there's that.
Movie review - Godzilla#6 - "Invasion of the Astro Monster" (1965) ***
There's a subplot involving an inventor who falls for one of the sisters of an astronaut and Nick Adams has a hot alien girl fall in love with him - so much so she turns traitor for her people. Oh, Nick, you smooth talker.
The effects are charming - maybe the model work in some scenes are too obvious. Godzilla seems to take a back seat in this one... one gets the feeling he was inserted into the action down the development process, though I could be wrong. It's a lot of fun - an enjoyable light tone, decent production values, impressive look at the future, aliens and Godzilla.
I'm really enjoying these Godzilla movies haven't hit a dud in the bunch.
Movie review - "Hot Mess" (2019) **1/2
aSarah Gaul has a lovely singing voice and I would've liked to have heard more. Marshall Campbell has an easy going masculinity that is very winning - others in the cast are good too.
Movie review - "Judy" (2019) ***1/2
The stuff with Mickey Deans (Finn Wittrock) and Sid Luft (Rufus Swell in a wig and very good) is excellent as are the glimpses of her kids (the one who plays Lorna is especially excellent) and her encounters with two gay fans.
Less successful are Garland's relationship with the Bernard Delfont go between girl and the band leader Burt... I kept wondering what the point of these were. They both got all these close ups but the characters seemed little more than "polite to erratic star" - I never got the sense Garland meant much to either, whereas the other characters it was clear.
Rene Zellweger is excellent in the lead - I mean it is a gift part but she's still very good. I'm surprised the film didn't end with her death - I mean she did die in London - but cuts out six months before she went.
I wonder if anyone's ever tried to get up a film about Garland's disastrous Australian tour?
Movie review - "Godzilla King of the Monsters" (2019) **1/2
But it didn't work for me - at least as not as well as I would have liked. I've been trying to figure out why. I think it's mostly because it didn't work as drama. There's too many characters who are too much alike, which I know was symptomatic of many classical Godzilla films but surely was easily fixed.
Stuff like the kidnapping of Vera Farmiga felt functionary. Dramatic opportunities seemed thrown away - like Farmiga being someone who wants slabs of the world's population wiped out, or Charles Dance being this manic eco terrorist (never believed it) or Millie Bobby Brown being involved in stuff. Kyle Chandler hangs around and guesses accurately without doing that much heroic stuff. Thomas Middleditch says lines. It's like half the characters could have been merged or something.
Structure of dramatic scenes seems off - one minute there's one or two creatures, then there's seventeen. There's too many scenes of actors standing around in that plane looking at scenes- which again is admittedly close to the original, but why not try to improve that, get in some pace, and drama.
I think that's the main problem - the filmmakers don't miss the drama. They've got actors and effects and noise and spectacle but they can't create scenes or build narrative tension. Sometimes it works like Ken Watanabe's death or the final battle but too often things are thrown away. It means too little and as a result I didn't care.
Wednesday, February 19, 2020
Movie review - Godzilla#5 - "Ghidorah the Three Headed Monster" (1964) ***1/2
If that's not enough there's a subplot about a princess whose uncle his trying to kill her - she falls for a cop who protects her only she loses her memory and is convinced she's from Venus.. and she is. And she's played by Akiki Wakabayashi who was Aki in You Only Live Twice (she was also in King Kong vs Gozilla).
And there's the return of the singing little twins who protect Mothra from Mothra vs Godzilla.
Tuesday, February 18, 2020
Movie review - "Twenty Million Miles to Earth" (1957) **1/2
The film gets extra points though for being set in Italy and have the monster going crazy among the ruins. Why not have the creature have a personality - fall in love with the girl? Or have some goal? Or give the humans some personality?
I liked Harryhausens effects and the build up was very good. But the writers didn't put flesh on the bones.
Movie review - Godzilla#4 - "Mothra vs Godzilla" (1964) ***1/2 (warning: spoilers)
The heroes are two guys and a girl - I think that was becoming formula around this time? The film is full of cool stuff like the two girls who are little people who want the mothra eggs, the islanders who worship mothra, the fact mothra dies fighting Godzilla but his kids come back to get revenge after being hatched, the army killing Godzilla. A very strong entry, high quality.
Movie review - "Doolittle" (2020) **
The debits are easy to spot - Downey Jr's Welsh accent which is badly dubbed in, the undercast kids, the failure to milk dramatic moments (especially with the boy, why not have people trying to kill Doolittle more?), the not particularly good effects. I think a few more reshoots and clarifying of the drama would have worked wonders.
Still, it's a quest, and an adventure, and Antonio Banderas and Michael Sheen ham it up with the right tone - this film needed more adult actors to play it that way. And my daughter laughed a lot.
Monday, February 17, 2020
Book review - Maclean#4 - "The Last Frontier" by Alistair MacLean (1959)
He also makes a few mistakes, which surprised me. A lot surprised me about this book - it easily has the most vivid characters of any MacLean to date that I've read - Reynolds the agent without a conscience who learns to develop one and forms a strong attachment to the crew he meets, Jansci the Ukranian who has suffered terribly but has evolved to develop an almost Buddhist like philosophy, Jennings the humanist scientist who undergoes a political conversion, the Polish count who has endured incredible suffering. There are too huge William Bendix like killers, Sandor and Coco and the female interest, Julia.
The book has great empathy for those whose suffered under Communism - though it gets communists too. Powerful finale with Jansci's wife being rescued.. then killed, the Count being killed. I was unsure if the big baddie got away or not.
Reynolds has to be rescued a few times. I think Maclean was aware of this, hence the exciting train rescue sequence where Reynolds is the star. He stuffs up at the end though.
This is a lot of people's favourite MacLean. I wouldn't go that far but I recognise its excellence.
Movie review - 'The Valley of Gwangi" (1969) **
They discover a secret valley where there are dinosaurs running. The film improves with some typically strong Ray Harryhausen creatures but it never hits the top rank for me. In part this is because the humans are so dull - they're not really on a mission to find dinosaurs,Laurence Naismith is a dull professor digging in the area but not on an expedition, and there's all this rodeo storyline, with Franciscus wanting to buy a ranch and not wanting to settle down with Golan then wanting to settle down, and then the cowboys thinking of exploiting the aliens and... urgh.
In King Kong the dramatic lines were clear and the characters vivid - Robert Armstrong wanted to make a movie, Fay Wray wanted to act, Kong fell in love with Wray, Armstrong wanted to exploit him. Here it's all fuzzy. Also Kong was kind of mean, beating up humans on Skull Island and terrifying creatures... here the poor old Gwangi is minding his own business when lassoed, and he doesn't deserve to be captured, he doesn't fall in love with anyone and is killed after understandably going on a rampage.
For some reason the scenes of horses travelling with loud clip-clop dubbed sounds really got on my nerves. It was as if "oh we've got to get these horse sounds right" and they ignored the script.
I'm not sure cowboys plus dinosaurs work but this definitely doesn't.
Movie review - "Earth vs the Flying Saucers" (1956) **
There's too much Hugh Marlowe, who I've never liked - smug, dull. For a moment it looked like his brain was taken over by aliens and I was hopeful but alas no he was being heroic. There's unpleasant romantic scenes which seem to feature in too many 50s sci fi. Joan Taylor is a regulation brunette, Donald Curtis returns from It Came from Beneath the Sea, there's lots of narration and scenes of people fleeing.
The effects are decent enough - it was Harryhausen.I liked monuments being blown up. But for me this lacked magic. It started off promisingly but just got annoying. Maybe it was just the Marlowe factor.
Movie review - "Jason and the Argonauts" (1963) ****
Some fantastic moments like the boat going through the cliffs and the final battle with skeleton soldiers. It's got an impressively heavy tone too - all these kids are wiped out at the beginning.
Movie review - "First Men in the Moon" (1964) ***1/2 (re-viewing)
They needed another character or two though because when they get to the moon the creatures they meet don't really have a personality - they are creepy, and it's great, and there's wonderful atmosphere. The film needed a subplot - a traitor on board, or people going mad in space, or something. Or to give more to Martha Hyer who is a competent game actor but she has to spend most of her time whingeing about Judd not wanting to marry her.
But the colour is lovely, the opening sequence is a delight, is has a feel of Victoriana and adventure, the moon is mysterious and strange, Harryhausen's effects are charming. I just really liked it.
Sunday, February 16, 2020
Movie review - "It Came from Beneath the Sea" (1955) **1/2
Domergue isn't bad - beautiful, smart and spirited - she deserves better than Tobey. She'd be better off with fellow scientist Donald Curtis who swam out to kill the octopus.
Oh, that's right - the story is about an octopus going on a rampage after busting out of the ocean, and winding up wrapping around the Golden Gate bright. It plods along in the first section, then takes off in the second half.
There's some decent-for-the-time Ray Harryhausen effects but something about the atmosphere of this put me off. No doubt it would be different if I'd seen it as a child.
Movie review - Godzilla#2 - "Godzilla Raids Again" (1955) ***
Godzilla gets his first non human enemy - Anguiris, who has been forgotten in time... I think because he doesn't do much, just sort of fights Godzilla, gets killed, and allows Godzilla to go on his rampage.
Great scenes like the pilots crashed on the island trying to get off in time. There's a prison truck hijack and Gozilla is buried in snow which is interesting. Solid acting, plenty of dinosaur action - I mean, there's heaps. This should be better known.
Movie review - Godzilla #1 - "Godzilla" (1954) ***1/2
There's a thumping soundtrack, some decent acting, and a solid third act emotional pull as someone invents a device that could take out the big guy but isn't sure whether to unleash it. Strong effects for the time. A memorable experience. Godzilla really goes on a rampage in this one.
Movie review - "Iron Man 3" (2013) ***
There's a lonely kid who pops up - there's a few in Black movies eg The Nice Guys, The Last Boy Scout - but he's fine. The emotional core of the movie is Iron Man dealing with a stress attack which is different, or was then.
There's lots of quips, some decent twists, some fantastic action sequences (especially the attack on Stark's house), the regular decent effects, the regular overlong bland final action scene, Ben Kingsley is fun once the reveal comes through (was this controversial? It was fun).
I like Rebecca Hall and just bought Gwyneth turning into a superhero; Don Cheadle had an amusing subplot. It was a good time. Not a billion dollar good time but enjoyable.
Saturday, February 15, 2020
Movie review - "The Howling" (1981) ***
The basic story isn't bad - reporter Dee Wallace is almost killed in a sting operation so to recover she goes to a colony run by doctor Patrick Macnee. There is a central theme of natural instincts vs being able to control them which actually could have been treated seriously and been entertaining but the film only touches on it - there's more satire of self help movements, which does fit in the theme.
Wallace shares hero duties with three others - the couple Dennis Dugan and Belinda Balaski who have surprisingly large roles, and Chris Stone, who plays her husband. Stone turns, giving the piece good drama - though it's Dugan who becomes the hero at the end. Progressive Sayles ensure the women have plenty to do.
The first half is slow but there's plenty of werewolf action at the end. The leads are solid but the stand out parts are the support cast - Dick Miller as a book salesman who lists the rules, Elisabeth Brooks as a nympho (I swear she was nude in some versions but wasn't in the one I saw), Patrick Macnee as the doctor, John Carradine as a crazy old codger, Robert Picardo as a rapist. I can't believe Brooks didn't come back for any sequels she has a great horror movie presence.
Rob Bottin's effects are fun.
Movie review - Godzilla#3 - "King Kong vs Godzilla" (1962) ***1/2
Monster mash ups can be great fun - eg Frankenstein versus the Wolf Man - and this one is. I enjoyed the comic relief (no one ever admits that about monster movies as if admitting to some impurity or something). I love how they keep cutting back from monster rampages to various characters discussing them wondering what the creatures will do. And how the humans give up and get King Kong to do battle for them.
Very satisfactory final battle between Godzilla and Kong.
Seeing Joe Dante and John Sayles Talk - Egyptian 14 Feb 2020
Movie review - "Piranha" (1978) ***
While the movie is tongue in cheek it "goes there" - a young boy sees his father eaten in front of his eyes, kids are killed at camp, a nice counselor is killed at camp. The death toll is high and nice people die.
The low budget is artfully disguised - lots of close ups, limited use of the piranhas, setting it in the bus - but the production values are high (lots of scenes on water, extras at the resort and camp). The boobs feel obligatory eg Heather Menzies flashing (I assume that's a body double).
Friday, February 14, 2020
TV review - "Silicon Valley "- final season (2019) ***
Movie review - "The Golden Voyage of Sinbad" (1973) ***
However Caroline Munro is fun as the slave girl with a shapely figure and perennial pout and Tom Baker was born to play the villain in this sort of movie (presumably he liked the fact so many of his scenes were shot in one room, conjuring spells and sending evil things off to do his bidding... but he does join in the action at the end.) Martin Shaw is Sinbad's BFF.
I wish Munro had been given more to do - after an introduction which seems to promise she'll be prominent, she drops out of the action - and less screen time had been devoted to Takis Emmanuel who is meant to be wacky cowardly comic relief but doesn't quite pull it off, at least not to me.
Strong production value, fun effects and like most of these Harryhausen movies they cleverly stack the action at the end so the last third is almost pure action. Memorable stuff too including a fight with multi-armed Kali.
TV Series - "The Crown Season 3" (2019) ****1/2
Some amazing episodes - the death of the kids in that landslide especially. Fantastic television that is consistently surprising.
Wednesday, February 12, 2020
Movie review - "Clash of the Titans' (1981) ****
There's a surprisingly amount of nudity - Perseus' mother breast feeds him and walks nude along the beach. Judy Bowker's bare bum coming out of the bath.
The momentum suffers in the middle when Hamlin and Bowker get engaged, but it recovers for a tremendous second half which has some amazing action sequences - particularly the raid on Medusa's lair. Then this it followed by more exciting battles including taking on Calibos and scorpions and a race against time to stop a sacrifice.
There's so much good stuff - the mechanical owl (much whinged about but I liked), the depth of characterisations (the villains - Maggie Smith and Calibos - have complex, three dimensional motivations), the all too human Gods, a magical sword and helmet, "release the Kracken" (I did think about people taking a shit when this was mentioned), giant vultures,the three witches, Medusa's two headed dogs, the Kraken (actually he's a little too much like Godzilla).
It's a very strong script with a marvellous sense of adventure. No wonder people love Harryhausen seeing this again took me back to childhood.
Tuesday, February 11, 2020
Movie review - "The 7th Voyage of Sinbad" (1958) *** (re-watching)
Kerwin Matthews is a little bland as the hero but he's fine. Kathryn Grant is a cutey as his love interest - she gets to be more involved, going along on the trip, although it's because she's shrunk. Torin Thatcher is a glowering magician - he's not very nice!
The film starts off like a sequel - Sinbad is with his love, he's engaged, he's respected. Then he gets sidetracked with monsters. The film doesn't really get going for me until Grant is shrunk and the stakes shoot up. The stuff hanging around the palace was dull but once the expedition started this was solid.
It has a serious, adult tone at times - several of Sinbad's men are killed, they mutiny, people are roasted on a spit, you're constantly expecting Thatcher to betray Sinbad, the men kill a bird by roasting it and are killed by the bird's mother.
There's always something happening - Cyclops, a sword fight with a skeleton, a boy genie, an egg with a creature inside, fights between creatures, caverns, dragons, magic lamps, huge crossbows. It's a lot of fun.
TV review - "Watchmen" (2019) *****
Movie review - "Alcatraz Express" (1962) ***
Robert Stack's sincere, intense performance and sing-song-y delivery adds to the camp fun - particularly when he talks about isolating vermin in a place like Alcatraz (they talk a lot about construction costs which is a nice realistic touch), tells a guy who has been shot that he's going to die soon so may as well tell the truth, spends a lot of time hanging around his office with the anonymous other Untouchables.
Walter Winchell's infomation packed narration adds to the fun as does Neville Brand's performance as Al Capone and the very high death toll. I mean, seriously, people were always being offed in this show.
Its well done and a lot of fun.
Movie review - "Death Race" (1973) *** (warning: spoilers)
It's well structured and exciting in part because McClure has weird billing so you expect him to die at any moment. Bridges almost wrecks the whole film with his outrageously hammy accent - was director David Lowell Rich too scared to tell him to stop?
Monday, February 10, 2020
Book review - "Vichy France: Old Guard and New Order, 1940-1944" by Robert Paxton (1972)
Book review - "The Last Stand: Custer, Sitting Bull, and the Battle of the Little Bighorn' by Nathaniel Philbrick (2010)
Book review - "Culloden: Scotland’s Last Battle and the Forging of the British Empire" by Trevor Royle
Movie review - "Nocturne" (1946) *** (re-viewing)
There's also George Raft, had his last peak, walking around being tough - shoving muscle men in swimming pools - but also having scenes with a little old lady (was this Raft's idea?) Lyn Bari is fun as always as the girl. Bright dialogue from Jonathan Latimer - slightly confusing plotting. Enjoyable.
Sunday, February 09, 2020
Movie review - "Johnny Angel" (1945) *** (re-watching)
Movie review - "The 317th Platoon" (1965) ****
Surely an influence of Saving Private Ryan. The one member of the cast I recognised was the steely eyed Bruno Cremer who was in Sorcerer.
It doesn't judge the characters. There is matter of fact swearing, referring to locals as "gooks" and assuming the village girl gives good head. It doesn't have a typical dramatic build and none of the non white characters get that much of a look in. But a striking movie, well worth seeing.
Movie review - "Whistle Stop" (1946) **1/2
I wanted to enjoy this more than I did. Great things about it - small town atmosphere, some slangy Phil Yordan dialogue, atmospheric direction, and a top cast: George Raft, Ava Gardner, Tom Conway, Victor McLaglen.
Raft is really too old to play a loser who is so irresistible to Gardner - either that or Gardner too young because she's beautiful and vivacious and way way too good for Raft's character. It would make sense if she hadn't left town but she'd been to Chicago and still wanted this guy back. A Raft ten years younger who still danced maybe....
But anyhow, it is good to see him. The plot felt patchy - McLaglen tries to persuade Raft to kill Conway, Gardner stops it, then Conway tries to frame McLaglen and Raft. Raft acts like an idiot for a long time. Really his character should have died.
The story was confusing - it probably should have been turned into a film noir, but they had this happy ending and all this set up. Or it could have been a melodrama built around Gardner but they had to give Raft a big part I guess. Still it's of interest in part because they don't make movies like this any more and the cast is full of so many icons.
Movie review - "Babette Goes to War" (1959) ***
They get her cleaning floors and working on the phones but Bardot is keen to help out behind enemy lines.She dated a German officer so she's parachuted back into France to help to try and stop the German invasion of England.
That's a fantastic idea and Bardot is immensely appealing with her pout and cuteness as she wears tin helmets, does pratfalls, tries on wigs. The second half of the movie makes the mistake of veering away from her and spending too much time on a chubby German comic. Apparently Roger Vadim was meant to direct this and was put on another project and I think he would've used Bardot better.
It's cheerful enough - Jacques Charrier the male lead later married Bardot. Leslie Howard's son Ronald is a British officer - I assume he was cast in part because of his ability to speak French.
Gorgeous colour, and the budget is decent. I just wish the second half was tighter. It needed another female in there, a bigger role for the French officer, or something. There was too much poking around.
Movie review - "The Glass Key" (1935) **1/2 (re-watching)
Ray Milland pops up. Ann Sheridan has a small role as a nurse who tends Raft after he's smacked around by Big Boy Williams - that was a brilliantly effective scene in the Ladd version and works well here too. I got confused by the story in some places.
Saturday, February 08, 2020
Movie review - "Idol of the Crowd" (1937) **1/2
Wednesday, February 05, 2020
Script review - "The Last Gun" by Walter Hill and Roger Spottiswoode (undated draft but I think 1979) (warning: spoilers)
Anyway it's written in Hill's staccato haiku style - short sentences, one sentence paragraphs. (I will say "Hill" even though the script is him and Roger Spottiswoode). This makes the script very easy to read - even if page length blows out to 124 pages it fairly skips along. It's a simple story with not that many characters and it is very easy to cast in the mind - you can see why Hill was a successful screenwriter for so long.
The script is divided into parts with each part getting a title page plus a quote from the book of bushido. Classy!
Part One
It is set in 1915 though really could have been set in the old West - characters do often reference things like "we don't hang anymore" and "we don't use bounty hunters any more" and there are some cars and phones.
The lead character is Ronin - and there's a brief explanation at the front of the script as to what ronin were, as presumably they weren't that well known in 1979 Hollywood. The hero here isn't a Japanese (well, presumably isn't as no one comments on it) but he's still called Ronin. This is the star part, easily playable by Clint, or Steve McQ or Charles Bronson... reading this it feels a natural especially for Bronson and I got angry at old Charles for sooking over Hill's trimming of Jill Ireland's scenes in Hard Times because Bronson and Hill should have made more movies together.
Lovely character descriptions of him: "He's been there. Saw it happen. Usually took part. Veteran of undeclared wars. Survivor of unnamed battles. Unspoken code, interior grace. By his walk and manner he's one of the special ones."
That's how you describe a star part!
Ronin arrives in Monroe City in the south west. He meets police chief Harry Walker (dapper man in his early 30s - juicy role) and patrolman Moon Grady. He's in town to collect Gishboy Combs, who raped a girl, got two years in work gang but only served five months. Problem is, Gishboy is the son of wealthy Preston Combs. Ronin is a bounty hunter wanting a thousand dollars reward.
Like Ronin, Preston is a familiar type - the wealthy rancher, worthy of respect as an adversary, sticking up for his useless rape-happy son. Preston actually tells Ronin "now get off my land".
Ronin goes and buys a horse, Preston warns his son about Ronin then sends people to warn off Ronin, and Ronin beats them up. Ronin then goes looking for Gishboy. He crosses with an old boozer called Sloane whose daughter Aggie has run off with Gishboy. Ronin finds Gishboy and his mates, who are with Aggie. After a shoot out he gets the kid and Aggie. Preston steps into action and gets a posse of men to go rescue his son.
Ronin and the others cross through a town of Eloy where they meet Arthur Dempsey, "a big aging man with a lot of weather in his face." Dempsey guesses Ronin's identity by his habit of putting a rope around his prisoner's neck. Ronin recognises Dempsey's name - he almost went after him once. Dempsey is I guess the Warren Oates part - a flashy support role and the most interesting because you're genuinely never sure if he's going to betray Ronin or not.
Meanwhile Preston crosses with Sloane who waves a gun at him to Preston shoots him. It's not exactly a bad ass act on Preston's part. Dempsey offers Ronin to help and Ronin agrees.
Part Two
Our heroes cross with some hired guns and there's a shoot out - involving a truck, which is novel. They arrive back in Monroe, where Walker (the police chief) isn't exactly excited to see them - he knows this will mean a shoot out. Walker is the other good role in this script because like Dempsey you're not sure if he's going to be good or bad. Aggie, the girl, isn't as memorable maybe because she's just feisty and hangs around a little like Deborah Van Valkenberg's part in The Warriors. I did like Ronin's brief no-nonsense fling with the landlady Mrs Applegate.
Preston arrives in town, sees his son who he clearly has little time for, but family is family, so he tells Ronin he's going to come in and get the little turd, with guns. Dempsey has offered Walker to steal the son for Preston but Walker refuses. Dempsey decides to fight it out.
There's a lovely night-before-the-battle sequence where Dempsey goes off to a brothel, Preston reflects on his dead wife, Aggie asks Ronin if he can go to her father's funeral even though she didn't like her dad, and Walker is wistful to Ronin about the upcoming battle.
Part Three
Preston rides into town. Ronin attends the funeral of Aggie's dad. Ronin and Walker take Gishboy out of the cell, have him shaved, Dempsey puts on a deputy's badge, we cross between various parties.
There's a big shoot out with Ronin kicking a lot of arse, helped out by Dempsey and Walker. I was hoping for Aggie to join in a little and thinking one of Aggie, Walker or Dempsey really should have died and/or turned traitor - it would have seemed more fitting, and/or made things a little harder for Ronin who at times is a bit too much of a superman.
There's a neat finale where Ronin puts up Gishboy on the gallows in a stand off with Preston - making Walker shoot at Ronin because hanging Gishboy is against the law (a neat dilemma for Walker but Dempsey persuades him not to go all the way). Ronin ends up shooting Preston dead then hanging Gishboy - only it's deliberately an extra long rope so Gishboy lives.
In the end Ronin hands over Gishboy to Dempster to collect the reward, suggesting he give some of it to Aggie (who has kind of a burgeoning romance with Moon, the patrolman). There's vague hints that Ronin had some personal stake in this quest to do with the girl that Gishboy raped (Preston asks him the question early on but it's avoided) but the writers keep it a mystery.
Ronin goes off into the sunset via train. No departing scene with Walker or Mrs Applegate but one with Aggie, Dempster and Moon.
An exciting tight script. I wish Aggie had done more and it had been harder for Ronin but you can definitely see the movie. It's better than, say, Last Man Standing.
Script review - "The Chill" by William Goldman draft dated March 15, 1967 (warning: spoilers)
We have the return of Harper's ex wife Susan who is trying to get over him - in the funny opening sequence she's at a party having served him divorce papers so he pretends to be in bed with someone which makes her jealous. You can totally imagine Paul Newman playing the hell out of this - actually the whole role is perfect for Newman, no wonder he wanted to repeat it in The Drowning Pool and it's pity he didn't do this one too.
The script is written in Goldman's lively, crisp style, lots of funny pungent dialogue and use of "..." and "--" in dialogue. He does a lot of scene transitions where we cut to close up of an object or a person then pull back to reveal the scene - this took me a little while to get used to but it did add to the pace.
The story has Harper go visit an old friend of his Dr Godwin, a shrink. Godwin lives near some 60s college students, which means they protest and the girls are hot - Goldman's writing often took on a pervy middle aged man tone and that's the case here. Harper crosses with Dolly, a hot young thing who looks like a young version of his wife, who wants to hire him. (There is no clear and obvious "hiring" moment though.) Dolly is then beaten up by a large man who looks like Santa Claus, a very scary scene.
Harper meets Mrs Bradley, mother of Roy Bradley, the dean. The script is full of these terrific character parts like in Harper - you can imagine it wouldn't be hard to cast good actors, as in that film. Other juicy parts include Roy Bradley, an aging handsome man who would love to be a detective (the Robert Wagner part), and the harsh academic Laura. Dolly blames her attack on Harper. No one really believes Dolly which I feel was a mistake - it would be more exciting if Harper was genuinely at threat of being arrested for this.
Harper then meets Kate Flynn, Dolly's advisor, a sensuous middle aged woman who promptly tries to seduce Harper (the Joanne Woodward part maybe?). Kate tells Harper that Dolly lied and that she was beaten up by a bearded man. Kate also tells Harper she needs a bodyguard and that someone is trying to kill her and they have been tracking her for twenty years. She offers Harper her body ("it's still good, I swear- it may not be as young as once upon a time, but the flesh retains a certain elasticity") but he says no. Kate refers to her old man being a corrupt cop and it causing her a great deal of distress.
Harper goes to visit the bearded man who beat up Dolly. He admits to hitting her, explaining he's Dolly's father Tom, angry that Dolly testified against him for the murder of Tom's wife, resulting in Tom going to prison for ten years. Tom Smith is an awesome character - terrifying, witty, a complete psycho, physically imposing. Tom wants to know who killed his wife. His sidekick Baby helps beat up Harper.
Harper goes to the Bradley house to find Dolly covered in blood, but alive. He takes her to Godwin. There is some entertaining by play between Dean Bradley and his mother (the tone is of favoured-but-long-suffering-son-and-his-overbearing-mother kind). Dean Bradley and Harper go to visit Kate, see a car drive past with a Nevada plate, then they discover Kate's dead body. That is a shocking scene - to see this likeable sexy girl dead. I wonder if that is why this didn't get made - she asked Harper for help, he said no, she winds up dead...? It gives the whole script a gloomy feel. Anyways...
Dolly is a suspect for the murder; Harper takes her to stay with Godwin. Harper then drives to Sacramento to meet Alice Jenkins, Dolly's aunt, who says Dolly saw Tom Smith murder her sister, Dolly's mother. He then goes to visit Kate's father, a cop and questions him about the death of Cliff Malone, which Kate thought was murder covered up by her dad but the father insists was an accident. The father admits the death was suspicious, that he got an order to ignore it, and that he hit Kate when she confronted him about it years ago. There's a great moment when Kate's dad literally beats himself up.
Harper then visits the widow of Cliff Malone, a snooty type, who says her husband committed suicide. Harper discovers the driver of the car with Nevada plates was a blackmailer called Foley. Susan appears to ask Harper if they can back together and he agrees but says he has to solve this triple murder first. (Their relationship will remain unresolved at the end.)
Harper visits the blackmailer Foley who lets slip he saw Kate because of Dean Bradley. They wind up having a fight with Foley plunging the room into darkness. (This fight scene is excellent.) Harper win this one forcing Foley to admit he's an ex of Kate's, that she told him she was worried someone would kill her and that Bradley knew him and had been asking why he was at Kate's.
Harper visits Bradley to find him in bed with Laura, who is his secret wife. Foley knew Bradley was living in sin with Laura and was worried his mother would find out.
Harper discovers Bradley divorced a lady called Tish Macready, who he married twenty years ago. He confronts Mrs Bradley with this. She refuses to believe him and it becomes apparent Mrs Bradley is cray-cray. Harper gets Mrs Bradley to admit there was a Tish claiming she tricked him into marriage and Mrs Bradley had to pay her off.
Harper calls Godwin, senses something is wrong - it turns out Tom Smith and Baby are holding him at gun point to get at Dolly. Smith goes to visit Dolly. Harper goes to Godwin and knocks out Baby. Then Harper goes to Dolly who is being beaten by her father and rescues her (all this stuff is exciting). Dolly admits she was coached in what to say at the trial by her aunt and that her mother was having an affair with Roy Bradley and wanted to marry him.
Harper meets Laura and tells her that her marriage to Roy isn't legal if he's still married to Tish; she sticks up for Roy. He visits Mrs Cliff Malone who is with Roy Bradley. Mrs Malone admits Tish was her sister who she loved and is dead. Bradley says Tish is alive and living in a special place where she can do no harm - he says she's a crazy who killed Kate, and who shot Dolly's mother, who he was having an affair with.
Roy Bradley says he was in love with Tish, met her when she divorced Macready. Tish and Mrs Malone's father was a senator. Roy explains when he slept with Tish, Cliff Malone busted them and went wild, beating up both of them, resulting in Tish shooting him. Roy says he befriended Kate, gave her a job - he took her out in public so Tish would kill her.
Harper sees a photo of Mrs Malone's father then is knocked out by Bradley. He wakes up with Mrs Bradley and Roy. Harper realises that Mrs Bradley is Tish. She wants to kill Harper. Dean Bradley is reluctant. They fight. There's a gun shot. It's Harper who is wounded. Harper recovers to make a phone call. The phone is dead. Mrs Bradley is triumphant. Harper keeps collapsing and rising. At the end he rises and the picture freezes. It's unclear whether he survives, or calls the police or whatever. He's got a gun so he's got that in his favour.
It's a great mystery, plenty of twists and turns and would've done well if shot with the same money and quality of cast as Harper. I'm not so sure you could make it now it feels inherently late sixties.
Tuesday, February 04, 2020
Movie review - "It Had to Happen" (1936) **
Raft does stretch himself in this one, with the accent, and having a few big monologues, notably at the end when he's fighting a charge of blackmail.. The movie kept surprising me - Raft acted like a gang boss but apparently he wasn't a gang boss, and he took four million dollars but it wasn't a bribe, and he falls for ice cool Russell who is married and... they get together at the end! I mean, she's married. And she's ice cold and doesn't seem to like him genuinely more his interest in her.
I kept expecting him to go back to Aline Judge as his secretary who is a lot of fun. The movie would have been more fun if Raft was a proper gangster and Russell was in to rough trade and it all ended tragically but I'm guessing Raft didn't want to play a crook so they softened it. I am thrown that married Russell was allowed to wind up with him at the end.
It's not dramatically satisfying but if you're a fan of Russell and/or Raft there's plenty of both.
Monday, February 03, 2020
Book review - MacLean #5 - "Night WIthout End" by Alistair MacLean
The hero isn't a professional agent, just a doctor, but he's brave and tough... although he does make a few mistakes, which for me added to the tension (he's unduly hard on himself). The surviving passengers on the plane do feel influenced by movies - the movie star, the rich woman and her maid, the hot airhostess, the ex boxer, the elderly Jew, the reverend - but it helps they are different and so you can keep track of them.
I couldn't pick who the villains were - MacLean does a neat line in misdirect. The last segment of chasing after the bad guys is well done - I thought it would lose momentum after they were rescued but he got it back again. The villains maybe do leave the hero alive longer than they should.
But great cat and mouse stuff and it's a shame it was never filmed.
Book review - "The Brothers Mankiewicz" by Sydney Stern (2019)
People seemed to adore Herman with his quick wit and genuine talent - he also got a lot of gigs because people felt sorry for his long suffering wife Sarah (who he seems to have been faithful to). A witty columnist, writer and guest he seemed to struggle to write anything of substance on his own - no truly memorable play or novel for instance. He thrived in the collaborative environment of Hollywood and was promoted to writer-producer, having a long run at Paramount. Actually he kept employed for a long time, turning out Citizen Kane of course (which earned him an Oscar) as well as fun pictures like The Spanish Main.
Joe also thrived in Hollywood, working as a producer at MGM. He must have been very charming - all the top stars wanted to work with him. He was more manipulative and destructive than possibly even he realised - he was constantly having affairs with insecure, self destructive women, and while sending them to psychoanalysis and treating them as smart, and leaving them loving him, in the long run they didn't turn out well: Joan Crawford, Judy Garland, his second wife Rose Strander, Gene Tierney, Linda Darnell.
The book is well written and excellent researched, accessing some private letters and what not. He clearly has tremendous admiration for his subjects but doesn't worship them - Herman's drinking and Joe's gaslighting get appropriate criticism.
It helps that so many of the films the brothers worked on were interesting - for Herman there's Citizen Kane of course but he caused entertaining trouble at Paramount. Some of Joe's films had memorably chaotic productions - The Barefoot Contessa, The Quiet American and of course Cleopatra. Worth a read.
Movie review - "Hammersmith is Out" (1972) *
I always thought the Faust story was about selling your soul but Bridges plays a moronic good old boy who seems to have no ambition so what is the point. And Taylor's character doesn't seem to care.
Everyone seems miscast - Bridges in one of those young southern stud parts pioneered by Tennessee Williams, Taylor as a Southern waitress, Burton as a charismatic nutter (he just seems tired). Peter Ustinov does some funny accent acting as a shrink. I think Ustinov was miscast as a director - it's got a late 60s American smart arse feel.
It's not funny, lacks life or verve or point. The basic story has point but the characters and their interactions are underwhelming.
Maybe it would have worked as a play or a novel. I get the feeling during filming everyone sat around and laughed at how off beat it was. But it's horrible. Bridges farts in Ustinov's face (I read an interview where he said this was Taylor, perhaps he mis-remembered), Taylor jaunts around by a pool in a bikini and has a very dark tan, Bridges winds up running a corporation and breaks his back water skiing, and there's a topless dancer at a bar and... ugh. Oh there's a good moment where Burton is going to kill Taylor - that's affecting.
George Raft pops up as a nightclub owner. It' nice to see him.
Sunday, February 02, 2020
Movie review - "If I Had a Million" (1932) ***
There's quite a few with older protagonists, befitting a time when Marie Dressler and Wallace Beery were big draws - Charles Ruggles smashes up china, Charles Laughton blows a raspberry, May Robson leads a mutiny in an old folks home. Alice Skipworth and WC Fields amble about. George Raft is quite funny as a con man who can't cash his check; Gary Cooper, for all he irritates me, does radiate charisma as a soldier on leave with Jack Oakie and another mate. Gene Raymond is touching as a man on death row - I liked the seriousness of this. Because it's pre Code they are allowed to do one about a hooker who gets to go to bed alone.
Book review - "Captain in Calico" by George MacDonald Fraser (1950s)
Movie review - "Quick Millions" (1931) *** (warning: spoilers)
This was written and directed by Rowland Brown, who has a small cult around his relatively small output. He does a pretty good job especially considering it was an early sound film - imaginative compositions, brisk editing... such as an assassination shot from the POV of people's legs, and a montage of time.
The plot has trucker gangster Tracy go into crime, and get hung up on a society dame. Because its pre Code the dame can be a bit of a bitch, and when Tracy is knocked off by one of his own men, Warner Richmond, the man gets away with it.
George Raft has his first significant role. Scarface got all the credit for launching him but this one really set the Raft template of "seductive menace". As in Scarface he's a chief gunman for the lead actor who looks sinister and is a womaniser, who betrays his boss and is killed accordingly (only here it's not because he steals a woman that his boss is interested in... he just wants more money... the romantic connection is more dramatically satisfying which is why Scarface is better remembered... that and the coin toss and it being a better movie). Raft does a dance at a party too. He's awkward with dialogue but makes an impact.
Not a major league gangster flick - I think because Tracy underplays - but still worth seeing.
TV review - "The Mandaolorian - Rest of Season 1" (2019) ***1/2
Movie review - "Pick Up" (1933) **
Sidney was ideal in these little waif sort of roles. Raft is wooden - at the end when he pleads for a lawyer to help Sidney it's awful - but he teams well with Sidney.
It's more adult, being pre-Code, which helps.
Saturday, February 01, 2020
Movie review - "The Upper Hand" (1967) ** aka "Du rififi à Paname"
The "hero" is an American undercover agent played by a Mexican actor, Claudio Brook - but the film's heart is with Gabin, I dont think it likes sneaks. Some action, a funky opening credits, the influence of Bond films is felt (a bit of globe trotting including scenes in Tokyo, sexy dames, some topless women in a bar.
George Raft has a small role (though billed second) as a mafia guy - his scenes with Gabin are a lot of fun and I wish his part had been bigger. The best scene is Frobe's death scene - Frobe is excellent. Mireille Darc is attractive as the blonde. Enjoyable colour. Its not amazing but it's not bad.
Book review - Maclean#11 - "When Eight Bells Toll" by Alistair MacLean
You can feel the influence of James Bond on this book - the lead, Calvert, is an agent, and he has an "M" type figure, Uncle Arthur, who at times is amusing at other times is annoying. There's a couple of girls - a one time film star and a hot young thing - who recoil from Calvert's violence but understand. There is a reveal of a traitor (is it the millionaire? the film star? Uncle Arthur? There's only a few suspects), some very smart ruthless opponents who manage to get busted, an awful lot of people being kidnapped to make other people keep silent. Entertaining.
Movie review - "Stoner" (1974) **
It's an odd movie - feels made up as it went along. In addition to Lazenby investigating there's also Angela Mao investigating (her part is as big as Lazenby's but they rarely cross) and the cult gives it a Fu Manchu feeling. Lazenby beds a few babes and shaves his moustache off half way through. He was a good on screen fighter but it doesn't quite feel realistic that he can beat off these kung fu henchmen who attack him. Samo Hung is in it.
Still, it's definitely of interest, particularly as it offers Lazenby a rare lead role, even if he does have to share it with Angelo Mao.
Movie review - "The Spanish Main" (1945) *** (re-watching)
I'm not wild about Paul Henreid - he struggles with his English - but he has some dash. Maureen O'Hara is an old reliable in this stuff. Binnie Barnes has a dream part, a female pirate who is mates with Henreid, and is never any more than average. Actually come to think of it, there's a lot of undercasting in this - Henreid, Barnes and John Emery as a treacherous pirate.
There is colour, decent structure, impressive production values including a ship boarding, the novelty of a Dutch pirate hero, and a different ending where Henreid and O'Hara try to sneak out instead of blasting. There is a rapey subtext often found in O'Hara movies - Henreid forces a kiss on her and forces her to marry him; she gets into it but still too much of it is yuck. That and the casting holds this back for me but there's other things to enjoy.
Movie review - "Madame Racketeer" (1932) **
I also saw this for the appearance of George Raft who has a decent support role - this was for Paramount and was made after Scarface but before that movie had been released. He livens up the film because he's got sexy appeal and seems like a genuine gangster - he does a dance with a girl in a swimming pool. Oh it's alright I guess.