Balls to the wall insanity with Isabelle Adjani and Sam Neill going toe to toe. He's a spy, she's his wife, she leaves him for another guy, he goes nuts, she goes nuts. Hard to follow. Mostly interesting.
Various rantings on movies, books about movies, and other things to do with movies
Tuesday, July 28, 2026
Sunday, December 14, 2025
Movie review - "Captive" (1986) **1/2
Doesn't quite work - Paul Mayersberg was perhaps over ambitious using the Patty Heart story as he had to demonstrate real character change, and the inexperienced cast doesn't help. But it takes a swing. Memorable images and moods. The Edge did music.
Mayersberg did work for Nic Roeg and it's got his horniness - we first meet Irina Brook naked with a lover and she takes her clothes off a lot.
Monday, August 11, 2025
Movie review - "Ran" (1985) **** (warning: spoilers)
I'll admit to being a phililstine and to drifting off occasionally, wishing there were more close ups and struggling to tell people apart (a few more close ups would've worked wonders). The beautiful images sometimes distance me - musical scores over battles. This was deliberate to avoid feeling of pain.
But it's certainy rich and I'm still thinking about it. Even if the main lord is a dill - a man who murdered and massacred his way to the top dividing his land into three; the elder two sons start fighting almost immediately, the "good" son is smart at war but dumb enough to be attached to his dumb dad.
Nice characters - third son, the jester (I guess), the second son's ethical general, the second son's nice wife, her blind brother. They all end up dead except the brother. (Well we don't see the second son or ethical general die we just assume).
Nasty characters - the lord, the elder two sons, the wife of the eldest who shags the second one (easily the best character with the most brilliant scenes and death). They all die too.
I was confused who was the army at the end against the second son - the people who won I guess. I assume neighbouring lord.
Tuesday, September 13, 2016
Movie review - "The Loner" (1987) * (aka "Le Solitaire") **
This one is best described as Belmondo's most "McBain" movie. He's a tough cop who discusses retirement with his partner - who is duly killed by a psycho baddie, leaving Belmondo to look after his cute kid. There's some other cops, a visit to a nightclub where they play hilariously awful 80s French pop songs, a visit to a brothel, tired action sequences that seem out of a TV show.
The relationship between Belmondo and the kid is undercooked, the villains are dull. It's a very ordinary movie.
Monday, July 18, 2016
Movie review - "The Vultures" (1984) *** (warning: spoilers)
Act two has Belmondo lock Constantine in a bank and dealing with a banker and his wife, who gives the film some female glamour. Act three involves the emergence of a German soldier who used to sleep with the wife.
The director was Henry Verneuil, a good, solid commercial director who knows how to keep things moving. Belmondo is perfectly cast as a legionnaire lacking in scruple, determined to make some money, a man's man with an eye for the ladies, strutting around in his singlet with a machine gun being tough and cynical, etc.
The film is astonishingly cynical - the only person interested in doing their duty is Constantine. Belmondo wants the cash, as does his sidekick; there's a fat cowardly soldier, a cowardly bank manager, the manager's trampy wife, and a German officer. Constantine shoots dead Belmondo's ally; he Belmondo ends up teaming up with the wife and German and killing Constantine. Then he and the German double cross each other. A bank manager electrocutes himself urinating on a live wire.
The visuals are great - trucks, desert sand, blue seas, old African buildings etc. There's lots of double crossing and people going after money though some script issues - how did Belmondo on foot track down the German in a tank? I get that the German read the map wrong... but how did Belmondo know where to find him?
But on the whole this is a no nonsense heist film very much in the vein of Kelly's Heroes and Three Kings.
Wednesday, December 16, 2015
Movie review - "Mad Love" (aka L'amour braque) (1985) *1/2
It gets off to a weird start with a bank robbery by what seems to be theatre students - running around and yelling in masks as if they're doing a performance piece. That sets the tone for the movie - which operates at a fast, heightened theatrical pace, non naturalistic (especially the dialogue). I didn't go for it - maybe you have to be used to the work of the director.
I only watched really for Sophie Marceau who is pretty and gives a decent performance, including some obligatory full frontal nudity (other girls in the cast have to do it as well). But this was heavy going. Lots of over the top acting, a high body count, lack of logic, plenty of ham. Maybe if I'd seen other films from this director. Or maybe it was just bad.
Wednesday, December 17, 2014
Movie review - "L'effrontee" (1985) (aka "An Impudent Girl") (1985) **
There's a slightly uncomfortable element to the scenes of men pursuing Gainsborough and her running around in a swimsuit etc - I've noticed a few French films with pre pubescent girls have this whiff of dodginess about them (eg My Father the Hero). Some of it is charming though and Gainsborough is very good.
Tuesday, December 16, 2014
Movie review - "Le choc" (1982) **
Delon looks moody and melancholic, does a very super hero things, and talks about his long lost love to Deneuve (this seems to be a thing in French cinema - the all-powerful ex, who made the Person What They Are Today). There is some violence, Deneuve looks bored in what is a nothing part, really. Delon isn't that much better. They look like aging film stars rather than real people and the handling feels like a telemovie.
Saturday, December 13, 2014
Movie review - "The Student" (1988) (or "L'etudiante") **
It's not much of a story - most of the conflict comes because Marceau is in her final year of studying to be a teacher and feels she should be focusing on that. Also Minton goes on tour and isn't sure he should settle down either. Both get jealous and they yell at each other. They make up.
There's lots of talk about pop culture - Lindon describes his music as a cross between Jim Morrison and Elston John. There is also some terrible music - we hear too much of Lindon's band, and the stuff on the soundtrack isn't much better.
Marie-Christine Barrault (the star of Cousin Cousine) makes a cameo as herself. But the big attraction here is Marceau who is very good looking. She's required to do some full frontal nudity - is this something no French actress can avoid? Still, she's got to rank with one of the most gorgeous stars of all time.