Various rantings on movies, books about movies, and other things to do with movies
Friday, December 29, 2017
Movie review - "Bright" (2017) **
It's an amiable mash up of Alien Nation and Training Day - Will Smith as a cop with an orc partner (Joel Edgerton). The action takes place over the course of one night. Smith goes from a cop worried about his pension, assuring his wife and daughter he'll be safe, to taking a lot of risks - he blows away a bunch of cops (who want him to blame something on Edgerton) then sets about a reckless course of action.
The Macguffin is a wand - this is in a world where the Orcs are the underclass, the elves are the upper class, and the humans are kind of... the same, I guess. The mythology of the world feels a bit thin - I think you can tell it wasn't based on a book. Or maybe Max Landis had it all fleshed out and didn't have time.
I felt the film got a bit sillier as it went on - more and more mythology comes in (the Dark Lord, brights, orc culture). Will Smith is suddenly a "bright" - he has super powers.
The women characters barely talk. All the other character types are very familiar. The nihilism of David Ayer movies ("there's so much corruption in the LAPD") is now starting to get tired.
Thursday, December 28, 2017
Movie review - "Black Mama, White Mama" (1973) **1/2 (warning: spoilers)
The stars are Pam Grier and Margaret Markov - Grier of course was the great female star of blaxploitation, with that amazing hair and athlete's physique. A raw acting talent, but she had charisma and presence in spades. Markov is less well known in part because she retired in 1974 but she teams brilliantly with Grier - she's got an athlete's build too, with long legs, and her pale skin and blonde hair provide a striking visual opposite to Grier. The two of them proved popular as a team and were later reunited on The Arena.
For the first half or so this is fantastic. Markov and Grier are thrown into prison, which seems dominated by predatory lesbian guards. One of the prisoners had an Aussie-ish accent if I'm not mistaken. There's plenty of showers and catfights. And some of the fellow prisoners seem interesting characters - it's a shame we don't see them again after the opening act. (I know it's tricky considering the story has the leads go on the run... still, it's a shame.)
Then Markov and Grier make a run for it, and dress up as nuns to hide, leading to some comedy and with a whole bunch of promising sub plots introduced (Markov's fellow revolutionaries, Grier's former pimp Victor Diaz, military baddy Eddie Garcia) I thought this was primed to be a classic.
Around the half-way mark though, it gets wobbly. The subplots don't really develop interesting - there's no extra twists or things to flip on it's head. Grier and Markov's adventures are linear - I felt they badly needed to run into a third person, like say the Brad Pitt character in Thelma and Louise - to complicate things. They were too isolated.
The climax does have a lot of action and explosions and is well done. It's a downer, though - Grier gets away on a boat but Markov and all her revolutionary mates are killed and Garcia wins.
Production values are high and Grier and Markov make a strong team. Worth watching, just a bit disappointing because I thought it was going to be awesome and it never gets there.
Tuesday, December 26, 2017
Movie review - "Savage Sisters" (1974) **
Ashley once said this was one of his most expensive films and it looks better than others he had made (or maybe I saw a better print) - decent photography, the actresses look as though some attention's been paid to their appearance.
It's a lively film - quite jaunty. I liked how it was basically about three girls and they got to triumph. Gloria Hendry is a fun star as is Cheri Caffaro. Ashley gives one of his liveliest performances as a sort of con man who falls in with the girls.
It feels stagnant a lot of the time - like it could do with more pace or movement or something. Also the film never seems to be able to decide how exploitative it wants to be - there's some rape and torture and death but the depiction is pulled back. The tone is never quite right.
Movie review - The Assignment (2016) ** (warning: spoilers)
The concept is outlandish - male hitman takes out brother of mad doctor who then performs a sex change operation on him. I know that sort of idea is problematic to many, especially in this day and age, but I was willing to go with it.
I didn't feel it came off. There's a nod to comic book style with scene transfers done in drawing - but the treatment of the actual scenes isn't particularly stylised. It's just shot like a normal film - maybe it needed to be completely stylised like say Sin City or even Hill's earlier The Warriors. (I remember thinking his The Driver wasn't stylised enough.)
Maybe it was that Michelle Rodriguez doesn't look particularly like a man during her male phase. I guess it was either this or cast a different actor in each part or cast a male who turns into a woman - a male actor mightn't have looked like a woman. The fake penis was lively, though.
I think also there simply isn't enough story for a feature. The lead is established, kills people, is captured and transformed, goes looking for revenge... that's about it. There's one or two little reversals but of little impact - a girl who professes to be into him/her is revealed to be doing it for money; he/she is captured but escapes easily enough. The running time is padded out with talks between Sigourney Weaver and Tony Shalhoub. Maybe this would have worked as a half hour instalment of an anthology.
The cast is good - Rodriguez, Weaver, and Shalhoub all give solid performances, as do Anthony LaPaglia and Caitlin Gerard. For me the best thing about it was the relationship between Gerard and Rodriguez. I felt for a feature the movie needed more of this sort of thing - Rodriguez and her parents, say, or old boss.
Movie review - "Beast of the Yellow Night" (1971) **1/2
This isn't bad - it's not amazing, but it's solid. It mixes up enough stuff to be a little bit original, the handling is brisk.
Mary Wilcox is Ashley's wife and the two of them have a number of sex scenes. People like Ken Metcalfe and Eddie Garcia pop up - they would be in a lot of these movies.
The horror stuff comes along at decent intervals. The make up is good.
Monday, December 25, 2017
Book review - "The Man Who Invented Rock Hudson: The Pretty Boys and Dirty Deals of Henry Willson" By Robert Hofler (2005)
He got a reputation as a major Hollywood predator, which hurt him in the long run - actors associated with him would deny the association, he struggled to get new talent. Eventually Hudson dropped him as his agent in 1966 and Willson's career never recovered. He lost all his money (he was a prodigious spender), had poor health (he was an alcoholic) and died broke and alone (he seems to have never had a long term romantic relationship).
The book focuses heavily on Hudson, who was Willson's great achievement - and the agent could lay claim to Hudson being his achievement, he really championed him, and he became the biggest star in the country. There are also long entries on Guy Madison and Rory Calhoun, both of whom apparently Willson slept with, and who represented the twin desires of Willson.
Being gossip heavy the book emphasises the personal life - at times it seems Willson mostly went out seducing men and partying and Hudson just had sex. Occasionally I felt the book was a little unfair to Hudson, who was an engaging, likeable presence on screen - he had warmth which made him a bigger star than many of his contemporaries (eg Jeff Chandler) - whereas this book makes it seem like he slept his way to the top. (He had an affair with Ed Muhl of Universal!!!)
Also it can be a depressing and wearying book - all that predatory sex, straight men allowing themselves to be used for their career, alcohol addiction. It's not always a fun and breezy read.
Still, Willson had a definite place in Hollywood history and deserved a book.
Movie review - "Brides of Blood" (1968) **
It's a grab bag of tropes: a mysterious beast is killing women on the island; said beast turns out to be created by radioactive explosions; a native girl has the hots for Ashley; native sacrifices a la Bird of Paradise; killer beasts hot for women a la King Kong; Powers' lust for sex leads her to be punished by being torn apart by a monster; Ashley saves the day.
It's not bad - not as violent as I'd been led to believe but maybe I saw a censored version. It's not particularly attractive - I know shooting in the Philippines was economical, but it's a shame they couldn't have filmed it in a nicer spot.
Movie review - "The Woman Hunt" (1972) **
Ashley plays a mercenary who helps kidnap the women... but then he changes his mind and helps them escape. This kind of feels like a cheat because in the best of these films the women would get themselves out of trouble.
There are three main women, none of them particularly memorable: Pat Woodell (who was in a few of these movies), Charlene Jones (the black one) and Laurie Rose. The film badly needed someone with a bit more star power, like a Roberta Collins or a Pam Grier. Lisa Todd has the best role as the lecherous lesbian head of security for Garcia.
There's some nudity and lots of rape and uninspired action. None of the actors are on fire, except for Garcia. But then no one really has much of a character to play - I really struggled to tell the girls apart, and the men too.
I didn't enjoy this film. The handling felt too heavy or something. Jack Hill (who provided the original story) might have been a better choice as director than Eddie Romero - Hill had a lighter touch and more energy. Scenes which should have been great like Pat Woodell sacrificing herself blowing away hunters before being killed herself, are just flat. There's also stupid bits like Laurie Rose and Ashley going for a frolicking swim when they're still in danger, and Garcia deciding to kill himself when he clearly should've been killed, and Todd going from bad ass sidekick to dopey girl.
Maybe it never would have worked with Ashley being the one who saves the girls. But its an unattractive, unexciting, poorly-made movie.
Movie review - "Beyond Atlantis" (1973) ** (warning: spoilers)
On one level I can guess why - the film is an adventure tale about three men who go on a treasure hunt (Ashley, Wayne and Sid Haig). They eventually turn on each other a la Treasure of Sierra Madre - well, Ashley gets paranoid and goes a bit Humphrey Bogart. To complicate things is scientist Lenore Stevens and a troupe of natives where the pearls are. Stephanie Rothman wrote the original story - she was heavily involved with Dimension Pictures, the production company, at the time.
The thing is the plots involving the (very Anglo Saxon) natives involves chief George Nader (he of 1950s Universal fame) wanting daughter Leigh Christian to mate with one of the group. That feels like something inherent R rated. Also you get the sense the filmmakers want to do something more exploitative - the camera constantly lingers on Christian's body (lots of swims) and also Stevens' outfit.
Ashley also thought the film was hurt commercially by all the underwater photography - there is a lot of swimming. It looks nice but isn't particularly exciting - which is true. It can be sexy - again, if the film had been R rated, they could've had topless swimming and it probably would have been more effective.
There's some nice island locations. I had trouble telling Wayne and Ashley apart at times - I wish one of them had dyed their hair or cut their hair short or grown a beard or something. Ashley gets the chance to do a bit of character acting, going paranoid.
The climax feels undercooked: really Ashley or at least one of the main group should have died. From memory Nader doesn't die either. The ending feels dumb with Ashley yelling at the others to go diving for pearls with everyone laughing - why is that funny? Aren't the pearls worth a lot? Didn't Victor Diaz try to rip them off? (Why doesn't he die?)
So it's a flawed movie despite trying to be PG when in it's heart it wants to be R.
Movie review - "Hot Rod Gang" (1958) **
The plot has Ashley as a rich kid who loves singing rock n roll and driving fast, who has to pretend to be good in order to inherit a pile of money. A whole bunch of shenanigans ensue - Ashley puts on glasses and pretends to be intellectual to impress his doddery old aunts, he sings rock, he puts on a beard and pretends to be a beatnik so he can sing in public (he even does a press interview and becomes famous).
There's a whole bunch of storylines - a good girl with the hots for Ashley (Jody Fair), some car stealing thieves, a snobby lawyer, a trashy blonde, a brawl or two, a car fanatic (Henry McCann), Gene Vincent as himself. It's got an everything but the kitchen sink vibe - the tone is quite light.
Ashley's limitations are exposed to be honest - he was an okay actor, with good looks and a competent singing voice. I don't think he was a great comic actor - though I'm not sure who could've pulled this off. Maybe it would've suited Frankie Avalon more - he was more obviously comic. Ashley was better as a villain.
Plenty of tunes and energy and silliness.
Sunday, December 24, 2017
Movie review - "The Twilight People" (1972) **1/2
The acting is pretty good - Merlin is excellent. Pat Woodell is also good as the mad doctor's daughter who gets a thing for Ashley. Ashley is fine - an okay-ish leading man with the appropriate looks.
The plot is basically Ashley being shown the gallery of horrors in the mad doctor's lair (all the half-human half-beasts) - he sneaks out at night a lot to look at it (as in, a lot). Then with Woodell's help he escapes - only they split up for safety. Which presumably meant it was easier for Ashley to act as producer because a lot of screen time is taken up with Woodell leading creatures to safety, so she gets to be heroic. Good for her!
There's some okay action, and fair make up effects. Pam Grier pops up as a Panther Woman - I wish her part had been bigger. I felt more of a comeuppance was required for Merlin and Macauley - their deaths felt relatively undercooked. Decent production values.
Saturday, December 23, 2017
Movie review - "King Arthur: The Legend of the Sword" (2017) **
But it's confusing - all the stuff with the "mages", the conflict with humans and their role in Arthur's prophecy seemed pointless. It seemed awfully easy for Uther to beat them (they're losing the war but he just leaps from a horse onto their mobile castle thing and kills Mordred and bang that's it - they've won).
They introduce Mordred at the opening then kill him off. They introduce this interesting character, the head of the blacklegs (local cops) and we never see him again. We never meet Merlin or anyone famous - no Lancelot, no Guinevere, no Gawain. I guess there is Bedivere, Tristan, and Percival - though it's hard to tell them apart. None of the sidekicks have really different personalities - you differentiate them by race. This character Maggie is introduced - she's given these close ups and you think she's going to be important but she isn't.
Occasionally it's reminiscent of Game of Thrones - the combination of medieval political drama, action and fantasy, some of the same cast (Aiden Gillett) - which isn't to the piece's advantage, since GOT is so better.
I feel this could've been great but it needed to be made for a lot less money - just turn it into a Guy Ritchie film in the vein of Lock Stock. Cut out all the excess stuff. It's like it was weighted down with "franchiseness" and the result is a mess.
Friday, December 22, 2017
Script review - "Trumbo" by John McNamara
Movie review - "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" (2017) ** (warning: spoilers)
Thursday, December 21, 2017
Movie review - "The Lost City of Z" (2017) ***
It's a bit dull though. I wanted to like it more than I did - I enjoy history tales and adventure movies. The cast are fine- Charlie Hunnam struggles with his period English accent acting, as does Sienna Miller, but he's a believable explorer, and Tom Holland, Robert Pattinson and Angus Macfadyen were all very good.
It lacked excitement and flair. Hunnam/Fawcett explores politely and respectfully. He has a respectful relationship with his wife (Miller); she occasionally wishes he were home more but doesn't make too big a thing out of it. His son (Holland) sulks a bit but that's soon resolved. Mutinous Macfadyen is a very polite pain. The trench warfare in World War One and the Indian attacks seemed polite - spitting out darts from the riverbank while the explorers are on a raft. Even Fawcett's final death is polite - they are drugged by Indians and carried off over the people... we don't see what happened to them, even if they died.
It was full of scenes that you wondered why were in it - such the opening sequence of hunting, and the ball. Was that to establish the family had a poor reputation? Why not cut in later and dramatise it some other way?
It does have a cohesive vision though, I'll give it that. And while the heart never got thumping watching it, there were memorable moments - I still think of Macfadyen's polite protest and the death scene. Maybe they should've focused on the final expedition instead of three - I don't know. I can see why critics liked it and audiences weren't enthusiastic though.
Movie review - "The Big Sick" (2017) *****
But it is warm and lovely comedy full of very good observation. It's got two aces in the hole - the coma stuff, which is done well, and the fact he's a Pakistani American and she's a white girl, so the look at the relationship is very fresh.
It's beautifully done - the casting is immaculate. Like a lot of Judd Apatow productions, even the small bits really shine - I loved the annoying flatmate who everyone dislikes and is perennially annoying, and the beautiful Pakistani girl who just wants a nice guy and a relationship so she "can finally relax" (she gets the end of the scene too).
My only gripe is it started to drag towards the end - after the girl told the guy she didn't want to see him again, I felt maybe some of those other goodbye scenes could've been truncated and the two other scenes where she tells him to go away maybe could've been combined or even deleted. Great end though.
Tuesday, December 19, 2017
Comic book review - "Triggerman" by Walter Hill & Jeff Matz
Movie review - "The Magnificent Seven" (2016) ***
I can't actually really see the motivation to make this one. It's still a Western. The seven are a bit more multicultural - there's an Indian, a Korean, a black. But not terribly unique.
In the 1960 film most of them had a little arc - Brad Dexter was out for cash, Robert Vaughan was having a nervous breakdown, Horst Bucholz wanted to be part of the gang, Charles Bronson was haunted.
It was hard to tell these ones apart. The Korean remains the Korean, the Indian is the Indian. The ones who stick out most are the bigger names:Ethan Hawke (superb) as a traumatised Confederate; Washington (a good Western hero) is out for revenge but we only find out at the very end. Vincent D'Onforio looks good as a jolly tubby hunter but I wasn't sure what his arc was.
There was an overall theme too - the seven (well, six because Dexter was always after the cash) find meaning fighting for the villagers. It provided a solid three act structure because at the end of act two the seven get their arses kicked and are told to get out of town. This movie doesn't do that - the seven arrive, and kick arse, and gather a big army, and kick more arse. True some die - the most suspenseful thing about the film is seeing who will live and who will die out of the heroes. But it seems a relatively easy feat.
There's no romance - the only girl of significance is widowed early on and everyone respects that. The villains aren't that memorable. We've seen Peter Skarsgaard play a baddie a few times now - he hardly seems a match for Washington and his men. Maybe it wouldn't have been so noticeable if more thought had been put into his henchmen. Everyone is an excellent shot, giving the action scenes a same-y quality.
It sounds like I'm bagging it. I guess I am but I enjoyed a lot of the film. The cast is very good, the photography is divine. Nice to hear the theme song at the end but why not have it at the top?
Movie review - "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea" (1961) **1/2 (warning: spoilers)
I didn't enjoy this as much as I remember doing the first time I saw it. It's bright and colourful and Charles Bennett as always provides an exciting structure - the captain of a super sub sets off on a mission to fire rockets in order to save the world (there's a lot of made up science to justify this). Thing is a lot of people think he's deranged and they go after him.
Now that's exciting but the thing is - normally people like that are deranged. I wish they'd found a better reason to justify the chase - like he was blamed for something they didn't do, they were trying to kill him on mistaken grounds or something. It was a bit uncomfortable.
There's some good stuff in there though: a traitor on board ship (I love the reveal it's Joan Fontaine and I love that she gets eaten by a shark), a random shark on board, Peter Lorre in the cast, Frankie Avalon singing a song on the soundtrack, Avalon playing the trumpet while Barbara Eden dances, Michael Ansara as a religious maniac, the vision of the pink skies when they hop out of the sub, a fight with a creature, a minefield, a near mutiny, the sets.
I think they missed a trick not having a romance develop in front of us - when the film starts Eden is going out with Robert Sterling.
It's also not very well directed - Allen was a much better producer than director.
Monday, December 18, 2017
Movie review - "TwoTickets to Paris" (1962) **
This is a kind of sequel to Hey Let's Twist which I haven't seen yet. Joey Dee, a 60s pop singer, plays himself. He's engaged to be married but gets a a gig to play in France - his fiancee comes along. She's chaperoned - they kind of flirt with another couple who are trying to make the other jealous. On the boat is Gary Crosby, who appeared in a few musicals around this time, though usually with a bigger budget.
Joey Dee is an energetic lively performer - his band was mixed race which I confess surprised me. Lisa James is attractive as the girl who flirts with Dee and Jeri Lynne Fraser is perky as the fiancee (she gets to sing a song - I assume she was dubbed but I could be wrong)
There's lots of numbers often with crowds. It's not big budget thought - it's not in colour and is mostly set in doors even though the bulk of the action takes place on a cruise liner. Kay Meford adds some Broadway class to her role and Gary Crosby basically does an imitation of his father. It's not very good but judge this by a lower standard.
Sunday, December 17, 2017
TV review - "The Deuce - Season One" (2017) ***
For instance, we establish that Maggie Gyllenhaal (superb) doesn't want to be a prostitute, then gets interested in filmmaking, and we expect her to go off and do filmmaking. But then she isn't allowed to, she goes back to being miserable, then starts filmmaking.
Everyone looks as though they're about to do something interesting but never quite get there: the pimps who smack their women around, the college student who just kind of serves drinks and sleeps with James Franco, the gay bartender who is mostly just gay. There is a lot of openings of venues, I guess.
If you can adapt to the story telling rhythms I think you'll love it, because there's lots of good stuff. I think it just wasn't for me.
Saturday, December 16, 2017
Sandra Dee Top Ten
2) A Summer Place (1959) - good tormented melodrama
3) Imitation of Life (1959) - more solid melodrama, with a race angle
4) Portrait in Black (1960) - Dee's role is relatively minor but this is a decent film
5) Take Her She's Mine (1963) - decent comedy with Dee in a role inspired by Nora Ephron - she should've worked with James Stewart more
6) Come September (1961) - perhaps the best of Dee's comedies - definitely the best film she made with Bobby Darin
7) I'd Rather Be Rich (1964) - the material is poor but Dee is very good
8) The Reluctant Debutante (1958) - Dee is a little miscast but at least is surrounded by excellent actors
9) Tammy Tell Me True (1962) - Dee's performance irritated me to be honest but I guess I've got to put a Tammy movie on this list somewhere
10) Until They Sail (1957) - Dee a charming juvenile
Movie review - "Snapshot" (1979) ***
Unlike many other Ginnane works around this time it feels fulfilled - it hits the beats it wants. You don't feel it's left anything out or has massively unfulfilled potential - it's an unpretentious, tight thriller.
The script also benefits from the input of De Roche's wife Chris, in that it is very sympathetic to the female point of view. Model Sigrid Thornton (excellent) is constantly preyed upon, whether its by the weird photographer (Hugh Keays Byrne), a sleazy photographer (Robert Bruning), her best friend (Chantal Contouri), her ex (Vincent Gil), her bitchy sister, her mother who wants her to get back with her ex because he was nice to mum.
Thorton is a strong lead and ideal for women in peril films - she should've played the lead in more Ginnane films (notably Thirst). There's campy fun with a trip to a late 70s cabaret (which gets lots of screentime). Thornton does a topless photo shoot wading in the water on what looks like a freezing day. Contouri tries to seduce Siggie and Denise Drysdale pops up to crack a few bitchy comments.
I don't want to overpraise this. It's very familiar material - stalkers became the bread and butter for soaps. But it's tight, and creepy and well done.
Movie review - "The Allnighter" (1987) *1/2
There's nothing wrong with the basic idea - five housemates, three of them women, have a last night before they graduate from college. It's bright and colourful and Joan Cusack is one of the girls and she's good. There's a decent love triangle set up with Susanna Hoffs pining after John Terleskey who doesn't notice she's alive until rock guitarist Michael Ontkean turns up.
Susanna Hoffs isn't a great actor but she does have charisma and is pretty. She should've been better protected, though - she needed to be surrounded by strong actors, like Elvis and Pat Boone were in their films. She also needed things that played to her strengths - costume changes and lots of songs. She doesn't sing! Why have Susanna Hoffs in a fluffy movie where she doesn't sing? She wears a swimsuit and the director gets her to dance around in her underwear in front of the mirror (her mum wrote and directed it), but she clearly can't dance.
Cusack can act really well but Deedee Pfeiffer who plays the third of her friends isn't very good. John Terleskey has cocky charm as the object of Hobbs affection and James Anthony Shanta is okay.
Hoffs' character should've been given more status. She throws herself at Ontkean who turns her down; Ontkean should've been keen for her - he forgets she's there when another woman turns up. Terleskey doesn't treat her very well - he swings from jealousy to mistreatment, sleeps with another girl that night, and only sleeps with Hoffs at the end because he finds her hot, which may be true to life but isn't very emotionally satisfying.
Also I got confused with the characterisations. I think Hoffs was meant to be quiet and smart - but said a number of dumb things. The two male friends were very similar surfer dudes - I think one was dumber than the other; it didn't help that both were blonde. Cusak kind of films everything even intimate scenes which doesn't feel real - I know people did a lot of that later on with reality TV but here, for me at least it didn't ring true. Pfeiffer is set up early on as a party girl who sleeps around but she's also got a fiance, is that right? Or did I get her mixed up with this other blonde who is randomly there?
There's nothing wrong with contradictions in characters if they're going to be explored, but the film doesn't. The film is a bit of a mess. I think because of the colours and because it's about young women coming of age, if you saw it at the right time in your life you might lake it.
Script review - "Darkest Hour" by Anthony McCarten
This script has a bit of a "greatest hits" flavour - famous speeches and quotes, some support characters recapping other aspects of his career ("remember Gallipoli"). The King stutters, Clementine is admiring, the cockneys are loyal, etc. It's all competently done - lacks a bit of fire in the belly (eg it cuts out before Churchill orders the bombing of the French navy).
Script review - "The Disaster Artist" by Scott Neustadter and Michael Weber
It focuses on the bromance between Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero - the other characters don't get much of a look in (there's the continuity person, a DOP, a girlfriend). The film's ace in the hole is the character if Wiseau, as mysterious as any Clint Eastwood hero - of uncertain age, nationality, financial status, mental state. It's a bravaura characterisation.
The script is very good - I think it's the best possible version that could've been done of the story while everyone's alive.
Friday, December 15, 2017
Script review - "In Bruges" by Martin McDonagh (warning: spoilers)
There's a lot of beautiful set up and pay off - a dwarf is introduced for comic effect then comes back to be killed like a small boy; a woman seems to be a bit of sex love interest, then tries to rob the guy, then helps redeem him; the villain Harry is a three dimensional person with a strong code of honour, a family, his own demons (molested by the priest).
Bruges is a real character in this - medieval, boring, touristy, characterful, suspected by the English/Irish. This ends with Ray having survived and about to kill himself - we're not sure if he'll go through with it.
This came with a strong reputation - people had urged me to see it - and it totally stands up.
Thursday, December 14, 2017
Script review - "Grease" by Bronte Woodard based on a story by Alan Carr and Woodard
This is a pretty good script - it hits all the beats, tells a simple story well and manages to sketch out the key characters. It's interesting to compare this to the final film - I'm not sure what draft it is. Sandy isn't Australian; there's a lot more Danny-Sandy dialogue (were they trying to attract stars?). Also the big print sketches out the characters of the T Birds and the Pink Ladies more - in particular it refers to character dynamics among T Birds that aren't really visualised or expressed in dialogue (eg a Sonny-Danny rivalry). The structure is the same. The key jokes are the same.
The script is quite lecherous - actually the film is too but I didn't notice it has much: Danny feels up a girl, tries to date rape Sandy basically. There's a lot about sex.
These scripts are harder to do than they seem and Woodard did good work.
Movie review- "Suicide Squad" (2016) ** (warning: spoilers)
Like Batman vs Superman there's too much going on. The film should be relatively simple - bad guys get out of prison to get someone even badder. The Dirty Dozen did it well - establish the characters, give a few of them back story, spend act two having them bond (the training/war games sequence) then send them into battle for act three. Pick some to actually die to give it some stakes.
So we have Deadshot, Harley Quinn, El Diablo. That's all good. The Lee Marvin character is Amanda Waller - oh and also Rick Flagg. And now things get confusing because Flagg is in love with June Moone who is possessed by the Enchantress. The Enchantress wants to... rule the world I think.
Deadshot's motivation is clear - it's for his daughter. Harley is tormented by the Joker. I got Flagg's issue. I was confused by El Diablo.
The Flagg stuff is interesting - too interesting. It pulls focus from the Suicide Squad. I like the story - give it to the Suicide Squad people - El Diablo or someone. They would've been better off dumping Flagg and the Enchantress - having Amanda Waller do the Lee Marvin role. And make the Joker the villain. That's right, the Joker is a supporting character - you could cut him out of the movie and it wouldn't affect anything.
Margot Robbie is amazing. Will Smith is good as is Viola Davis. Jared Leto isn't very good. I hope they get to do it right for the sequel.
Script review - "Blow Out" by Brian De Palma (warning: spoilers)
But I've got to say - I wasn't wild about the script. It felt obvious in some spots - it's a conspiracy, they're out to get the baddies. It also felt nasty with this Burke killer randomly killing women to cover up his other work. There was lots of talk, on the nose dialogue. I did like how Jack had a history of working with the cops and stuffing up.
The characters are really stupid - Jack and Sally are always taking people's word for things. Sally just goes along with Burke. Jack never thinks things through. That's more realistic and I know it's not the characters fault we have superior knowledge but it's frustrating to watch. The ending is also an incredible downer - Burke kills Sally, Jack almost dies and Burke escapes. I think in the film at least Burke died. But then Jack uses Sally's scream for a crap movie! It just felt yuck.
The reputation of this film has become super high in recent years. I don't get it. Maybe it was amazingly directed.
NB Is the tubby producer "Sam" a tribute to Sam Arkoff?
Wednesday, December 13, 2017
Movie review - "Thirst" (1979) **1/2
Contouri is passive a lot of the time, walking around and being freaked. There's too much padding and repetition - scenes of Contouri walking, refusing blood, escaping and being recaptured. The time could've been better spent on other areas - the royal family, her past. Maybe have her go vampire a lot earlier.
It's a shame because the idea is great and there are some memorably moments - Contouri taking a bloody shower, flashbacks to her being traumatised as a girl.
The cast are ideal to play vampires - Max Phipps, David Hemmings, Henry Silva (wasted in his role), Shirley Camero, Robert Thompson from Patrick. Rod Mullinar is on hand to play his handsome leading man thing which he often did at the time.
It's got other Tony Ginnane hallmarks too like Brian May's booming music and nice atmospheric photography. Unfortunately like much of Ginnane's output it's disappointing.
Movie review - "Logan" (2017) ****1/2 (warning: spoilers)
There's plenty of action - mostly fights with claws. The R rating means you get lots of claws ripping off people's head and blood and guts and brutal slogging it down.
It helps having genuine stakes - Wolverine is allowed to die; ditto Xavier.
A fine array of villains - Boyd Holbrook is a great arrogant prick, Richard E. Grant is very good as the doctor who thinks he's reasonable torturing and killing these kids, and Hugh Jackman gets to play his own nemesis. (Not to be a smarty but I always felt Tom Cruise should've done this in Mission Impossible 2).
The sympathetic support cast is good too - Stephen Merchant, the girl (reminiscent of the feral kid in Mad Max 2).
A lot of it does feel familiar - escaping to Canada, the girl, the feral kids who are out of Village of the Damned, the doco footage of the kids being too well shot. But so many great touches, like Wolverine being a limo driver (I never realised how humiliating that job is), all the fights, and that remarkable sequence where Wolverine comes across a nice family of blacks having trouble with nasty landlords and you think it's just pat the dog... but they're all wiped out
Book review - "Girl Next Door: The Life and Career of Jeanne Crain" by Rupert Alistair
But when the tide turned her career went downhill very fast and she never got it back - she went to work on stage and TV and as a character actress, but there was no late career appearance to make people appreciate her.
Crain was very pretty and not very good as an actor. I get the impression even Alistair felt this after analysing her career but was too polite to say so (I may be completely wrong).
But she had a look that was perfect for the time - the war and post-war era. This period is better remembered for its sultry film noir stars like Ava Gardner, or feisty heroines like Kate Hepburn, or exotic actors like Dorothy Lamour, or musical legends like Judy Garland, and they were definitely around, but so too "good girls" like Crain, June Allyson and Janet Leigh. Wholesome types who GIs could dream about on the front, who reassured people in a world gone mad that there were still nice, clean decent people out there.
Crain's dad shot through at an early age, and she wound up in California and started entering and winning beauty contests. She was spotted by a talent scout and her rise was fairly rapid. Orson Welles, of all people, seriously considered her for the role of Lucy in The Magnificent Ambersons, of all things before going with Anne Baxter. She was signed to 20th Century Fox who gave her a small part in The Gang's All Here then she was given the lead in Home in Indiana and - bang - she was away.
In hindsight Fox was ideal for her because Zanuck liked making Americana (eg Kentucky, State Fair) - you can imagine Crain would've played Will Rogers' daughter a lot had Rogers still been alive. State Fair remake was a huge hit as was Leave Her to Heaven (even though you might be likely to forget she was in it) and Margie. She made some unsatisfactory films with Otto Preminger and wound up in Letter to Three Wives because Zanuck insisted. Zanuck also refused to let her play the role of Clementine in My Darling Clementine because she was too big a star (a shame, I think she should have done it, but not doing it didn't hurt her career).
Pinky was a massive hit and she was in another Mankiewicz film People Will Talk but then in the early 50s her career hit a snag - Dangerous Crossing, Vicki, City of Bad Men - and she left Fox. She never regained her career momentum, being relegated to "the girl" parts like in Fastest Gun Alive and Guns of the Timberland. She did some TV (including a version of The Great Gatsby with Rod Taylor) and theatre and cabaret, as well as the obligatory films in Italy.
What happened? Admittedly Crain lost out on some roles because she was pregnant a lot - seven kids! She had four then she and her husband separated, then they got back together and had three more! She often lost roles to Anne Baxter, and missed some parts which would've suited her like the Jean Simmons part in The Robe. She wasn't suited for musicals, not really being a singer or dancer. I also think she was hurt by the emergence of Susan Hayward, who became Fox's go-to star for dramas.
I think the big thing is she wasn't very good. No actor could ask for more than a part in something like Pinky, Letter to Three Wives or People Will Talk. Crain always gave a similar performance - nice, polite, pert. When she was young and fresh she brought those qualities as well; over time they faded and she didn't have anything else.
Maybe that's unfair - she seems to have been a professional and worked hard. I'm sure she was a decent actor. She's not terrible in her films. But she never had the fire or spark of the great stars. (Admittedly I haven't seen every Crain performance.) Both Mankiewicz and Kazan disparaged her ability in their memoirs.
She could have been distracted by her love life. This book is good on Crain's career but fascinating on her marriage - she married Paul Brickman, a businessman so handsome he was briefly under contract to Warner Bros as a back up to Errol Flynn. They were together a long time, until her death, but it was not an easy marriage. They almost got divorced - she claimed he drank and hit her several times. He had affairs; he claimed she did too with friends (which seems true - doesn't excuse the hitting). They got back together. Despite seven kids they constantly went to parties and worked all over the place.
I don't think they were particularly focused parents - maybe that's not true but two of their children predeceased her, one a son who drank himself to death, the other son (a musician who would jam with the founder of Jane's Addiction!) who died of a heroin overdose. Crain and her husband did separate towards the end and lived in separate residences for the last part of their lives, but they never divorced. It's like something out of Mad Men - all those nannies looking after kids while the parents go to parties, drink and have affairs over cocktails.
It's an interesting book - probably more interesting than Crain on screen.
Tuesday, December 12, 2017
Movie review - "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" (2005) ***1/2 (reviewing)
It's a bright, energetic modern day noir with lots of funny narration and detail, a decent plot, and plenty of good actors. Downey Jr is in fine form, as is Val Kilmer, though he seems a little overweight. Michelle Monaghan is warm and funny and lovely as I guess the femme fetale only she isn't.
Sometimes the pacing didn't feel right and it felt like Downey turned into too much of a super hero at the end. I loved the look of LA and the different sort of photography that's used.
Monday, December 11, 2017
Movie review - "Sing Boy Sing" (1958) **
The film makes some mistakes. It was in CinemaScope but not colour, which I feel was an odd decision. Apart from financial reasons maybe they figured that black and white suited the heavier drama of this (as opposed to something like say April Love) - but why do CinemaScope?
Even more importantly, the film holds off Sands visiting his dying grandfather until one hour into the film. That's meant to be the guts of the plot and they delay it. Instead they bring in this plot where Sands strikes up a friendship with a yokel delivery boy played by Nick Adams; and O'Brien gets testy about Adams and Sands and Adams hang out.
Why did they do this? Did they want to build up a part for Adams? If so why not cast Adams in the the role of O'Brien's off sider who is kind of a moral conscience figure? Instead we get all this screen time with Adams, who has nothing to do with the central theme; we have to sit through a big monologue where Adams has been arrested and talks about how hard life is. Why not make Adams Sands' brother at least? Have some reason for Sands to stick by him? From what I saw, Adams was basically using Sands (which actually would've been a lot more interesting dramatically) - there's no reason Sands should stick by him. It's a waste of screen time.
There's not enough romance either. There's a girl he knows from childhood but we don't really met her until an hour in. The role was sketchy in the TV play - she just sits and listens - but unfortunately it's not improved here, when it should have been.
And there's not enough granddad. The Jazz Singer starts off with the conflict straight away - we see the cantor and the kid, then the kid starts singing and he and the cantor have a big fight and the kid takes off. Why didn't they do that here? The grandfather here isn't much of a character - we never see him raising Sands or dealing with him before he's sick. He just turns up in bed. This was an issue in the TV play but it didn't matter that much with a 50 minute running time. It matters at feature length.
The film lacks star power. The girl, Lili Gentle, is okay but a bit minor league (in her defence she doesn't have much of a role to play). Edmond O'Brien sweats his way through his role as a manager - he's not that much better than Fred Clark but I guess O'Brien was coming off an Oscar win at the time.
Tommy Sands however is good - he can sing, he's got presence and can act. It's not his fault the film flopped though he was probably blamed for it. The fault is Claude Binyon, who wrote the script, and Henry Ephron, who directed it. And whoever idea it was to build up the Nick Adams part
Script review - "Macao" by Stanley Rubin and Bernard Schoenfeld
It's easy to imagine Robert Mitchum and Jane Russell in their roles; it's a shame Russell isn't given more to do (she almost could've been cut out of the film). I liked the character of the villain who was trapped in Macao - it made him unexpectedly sympathetic. Although I think it was a mistake to get him to want to leave, and all that stuff about the diamond was confusing. Decent twist with the reveal of the salesman being a detective but I was hoping for another one, like his boss being with the baddies as well.
Not bad, not sensational. There are better film scripts that haven't been published but hey why not...?
Saturday, December 09, 2017
TV review - "Kraft Theatre - The Singing Idol" (1957) ***
It's not bad drama - we meet Sands at the height of his fame, he hears his father is dying, he goes home, dad asks him to do God's work and dies, he reconnects with his childhood sweetheart.
Some roles are meh - the sweetheart (who just kind of sits and listens to Sands monologue and gets offended when he tries to kiss her) and the all-wise all-tolerant... assistant I think it is, some middle aged dude who seems to be the conscience of the piece.
Better value are the characters of Sands' pop star, and also manager, played by Fred Clark in an unsympathetic role. Clark's character is mean and ruthless but is given a strong point of view - he's put a lot of work into Sands' career, he grew up with religion and hates it. I really liked the ending where Sands agrees to go along with Clark but the execs are warned (not Clark, oddly) that Sands one day will stand up for himself. It's a lot more believable.
Sands acquits himself quite well - not a great actor, but not bad. It's a fantastic part and he can sing. Some decent scenes and Paul Bogart directs well. Sands sings "Teenage Crush" which became a hit song.
This was filmed as Sing Boy Sing.
Friday, December 08, 2017
Movie review - "The Great Wall" (2016) **
Indeed part of the film's problem is that Damon could be cut out of the film and there'd be no real difference. The same problem happened with Keanu Reeves in 47 Ronin - he wasn't necessary for the story, the stakes weren't about him.
I got the feeling this wasn't an issue for Richard Chamberlain in Shogun - I could be wrong it had been a long time since I saw it. But it felt like there were stakes on Chamberlain - he was always at risk of being killed, he fell for a local girl which could've gotten them killed.
Damon didn't have much of a character to play. Come to think of it no one had a great character - the girl general (the actor playing her didn't feel convincing) isn't much of a character, nor was the Emperor. Damon's sidekick wasn't funny or even particularly treacherous. Willem Dafoe looked as though he was going to do something interesting but didn't.
Some impressive production values and decent action sequences. But it felt undercooked. The determination to not offend I think hurt this.
How would you do it? Maybe make the battle more personal for Damon. Have his offsider be his brother - his brother fights for the baddies. Have more treacherous humans (they can ally with the baddies). Have Damon constantly at risk of being killed. Give him a romance instead of just a respectful friendship.
Movie review - "King Kong: Skull Island" (2016) ***
There are a lot of characters - you could actually have cut stars Brie Larson and Tom Hiddleston out of the film. I wish they'd given Larson more to do - Kong doesn't even fall in love with her - and Hiddleston has this back story that isn't really needed.
Sam Jackson, John C Reilly and John Goodman are all a lot of fun. Moments feel undercooked (eg Reilly's relationship with the locals - wouldn't he have more of a connection? I wish one of them had been personalised). The effects and action scenes are excellent.
Movie review - "King Cohen" (2017) ***1/2
We hear from some film loving colleagues - Joe Dante, Martin Scorsese, JJ Abrams, John Landis - as well as Cohen's wife, his ex wife and ex girlfriend - so he obviously can stay on good terms! There's also people who made films with him, including Michael Moriarty and Fred Williamson.
Most of the stories concern Cohen's audacity in stealing shots - there's a lot of these. It does touch on his sacking on a few films (notably I the Jury) but is generally extremely positive. There's no mention of his sister, who was murdered.
It's fun and peppy even if inevitably not of great depth/analysis - for that you really need to read that huge book on Cohen.
TV review - "Stranger Things - Season 2" (2017) ***
But it remains very well done, production values are high, and has a satisfactory ending (even if they do start setting up all these plots towards the end of the run). Also one scene knocked my socks off - when the kids dressed up as Ghosbusters, just like I used to do.
Thursday, December 07, 2017
Book review - "The General Danced at Dawn" (1971)
This was the first two stories are adequate - "Monsoon Selection Board", where McNeill talks about being selected for officer school, and "Silence in the Ranks", about McNeill meeting his platoon.
Then the stories improve - there's "Play Up, Play Up and Get Tore In" an excellent account of the regiment's football team; there's a memorable character in the dodgy ship's captain and some very exciting football games - Fraser, a former news reporter, was very good at describing matches.
"Wee Wullie" is another strong entry, with the memorable characters of Wullie and the provost marshall; it's a moving tale of bravery.
"The General Danced at Dawn" is great fun - a story I would've liked to have seen filmed (you could film these stories in a Doctor in the House kind of way).
"Night Run to Palestine" feels different to the others because it changes location, being about McNeill's adventures on a night train from Cairo to Palestine - which sounds like a B movie and there are elements of that here, but it is interesting.
"The Whisky and the Music" centers around the legend of a highland regiment. It's not much of a story but is interesting in its depiction of the importance of bag pipes and pipers in highland regiments.
This series is famous for McAuslan but he actually doesn't have much of a role to play until "Guard at the Castle" which is about him doing the guard at Edinburgh Castle (the stories switch location to Scotland, which Fraser must've done). It has a sequel, "McAuslan's Court Martial" where McAuslan almost gets the boot for being dirty; it features a trial, another Fraser area of expertise - he did good trials in Flash for Freedom and Flashman and the Tiger.
It's a good collection of short stories. I wondered how you'd adapt it for a screenplay? Do it like Doctor in the House, I think... string it into some sort of narrative but keep it episodic. Add a romance.
Maybe structure it like this
Sequence 1 - Silence in the Ranks
Sequence 2 - Guard at the Castle - only keep this set in Libya
Sequence 3 - The General Danced at Dawn
Sequence 4 - McAuslan's Court Martial
Sequence 5 - the climactic game in Play Up, Play Up and Get Tore In - I'd make McAuslan and McNeill part of the team
Movie review - "The Million Eyes of Sumuru" (1968) **
The film is sexist - Sumuru is determined to rule the world but is undermined by females who can't help resisting men - but the impact of that is limited by the film's sloppiness and stupidity.
The camp factor is extremely, extremely high here. George Nader, a famous Hollywood gay, is the he-man hero who women find irresistible. George was getting on a bit - he takes his shirt off a lot and is in good shape but the years were starting to tell. And I don't mean to be the sort of person who reads in gay things into films because of an actor's sexual orientation but it honestly does seem like Nader is sending it up and mocking heterosexuality in his performance.
Shirley Eaton from Goldfinger is fun as Sumuru, having a great old time. I have affection for Frankie Avalon with his helmet hair and goofy nature - the sexist nature of some of his character's comments are unfortunate. Wilfred Hyde White dodders through and Klaus Kinski has a high old time as a prince.
There's some very attractive women in the film as well as location shooting in Hong Kong (Terry Bourke, Australian director, was production manager). The film is a mess - you can't say it's a good movie, it's confusing - but it has fun things.
Monday, December 04, 2017
Movie review - "Johnny Angel" (1945) *** (warning spoilers)
It's a pretty good little film - a programmer in many ways, but a decent mystery with some beautiful black and white photography and decent direction from Ed Marin. Raft at first seems odd as a sea captain but it's nice to see him in uniform - anyway he doesn't spend much time on a boat, but more poking around night clubs and docks investigating what happened to his father's boat, which has turned up empty and bobbing in the sea Marie Celeste style.
Signe Hasso isn't very good as the mystery girl but Claire Trevor is enjoyable as a gold digging woman. I liked Hoagy Carmichael popping up as an enigmatic cab driver and there's excellent performances from Marvin Miller as a sad sack in love with Trevor (great final scene) and Lowell Gilmore as a suave red herring. I really loved the ending with Miller blubbering his confession and then Margaret Wycherly stepping in to blow him away. It was also fun how Raft uses his sex appeal on Trevor to solve the case (he wasn't able to get away with that much longer.)
I don't want to over praise this - there's too many scenes set in the sunlight when it really all should've been at night or on cramped ships, the romance between Raft and Hasso is so undercooked that when they get together at the end its a surprise, I wish there had been more creepy boat stuff.
But Raft is solid, the film is entertaining. It's easily one of his best later movies and I can see why he persisted on working with Marin.
Script review - "The Lady Vanishes" by Launder and Gilliat
Irish is a cheerful young girl but that's all she has to be; Gilbert is given some real background (folk dancing, impoverished father) - though I do wish Iris had been given more of the nun's heroic stuff at the end (there you go, flaws). Miss Froy is the greatest secret agent of all time; the villains (Dr Hartz, the Baronness) may be evil foreigners but they are smart and gentlemanly (at the end Hartz says "good luck to them"); the subplot about the cheating couple is very adult and believable; the nun in high heels (who does a lot of heroic stuff at the end) is brilliant, going back to her country in the hour of need; Charters and Caldicott are splendid.
Break it down into sequences
A - meet all the characters in a comic, fun way - bewildered Britishers and flustered foreigners. End with the singer being murdered
B - get on the train, someone tries to kiss Miss Froy and Iris gets conked on the head, set up the passengers in the compartment and the tea and the name on the window, then go to sleep - wake up and Miss Froy is gone
C - Iris looks for Miss Froy, everyone denies her including the British (to avoid getting in trouble), Gilbert and Dr Hartz try to help, Irish sees Miss Froy's name, a woman gets on the train, Hartz persuades Iris that she imagined it but then Gilbert sees the tea and believes her - reveal that Hartz is in on it with the nun and the woman
D - Gilbert and Iris keep looking and get in a fight with the man in the compartment. Hartz reveals his plan to drug Gilbert and Iris to the nun and he drugs them...
E - But they wake up. Turns out the nun helped them. They rescue Miss Froy and try to put someone else in her place. They almost get away with it but Hartz figures out what's going on. And orders the train to be diverted.
F - The train is diverted but it's the dining room and the British are left. They manage to fight them off, especially Gilbert and the nun. Miss Froy reveals who she is and makes a run for it.
G -Gilbert and Irish get together and discover Miss Froy's still alive.
Wonderful stuff.
Sunday, December 03, 2017
Movie review - "Jason Bourne" (2016) **1/2 (warning: spoilers)
Technically it's fine - it looks polished, the action is solid. I think the biggest problem is the story - there's nothing new about it. So much of it feels familiar - the head baddy behind a headset following Bourne (Tommy Lee Jones instead of Chris Cooper, David Strathairn, Ed Norton) who clashes with a female (Alicia Vikander instead of Joan Allen), a girl who likes him being killed in the opening sequence (Julia Stiles instead of Fanka Potente), Bourne being chased by a super assassin (Victor Cassell instead of Clive Owen), Bourne forcing a woman to drive, a sequence where Bourne meets someone in London who winds up killed.
I was excited by the idea of Bourne learning more about his past but we just learn that his father started Treadstone and was killed... it just gives him an excuse to go an kill people). The stuff about government oversight into privacy on line is boring. Why do spy movies try to get political? I really wish they'd tied it in to events of the fourth movie - a Jeremy Renner/Matt Damon cross over would've been awesome.
It lacks emotion and boldness - there was really no reason to make this film except money. I know you could've said that about all of them, but the first three sequels all tried in places to be different and this doesn't.
Friday, December 01, 2017
Movie review- "Jack the Giant Killer" (1961) **1/2
Kerwin Mathews is handsome and a bit bland but not bad as the hero; Judi Meredith has spunk and life as the heroine. Torin Thatcher plays the villain to the manor born and Anna Lee is great fun as a witch.
There's some repetition - Meredith is captured twice in the first half hour and some of the effects are wonky; but it hits a lot of the beats you want - there's a leprechaun who's a genie, and escapes and sword fighting and possession, and a surprisingly shocking moment where a boy's father is killed in front of the boy's eyes.
Cheerful and bright. Nathan Juran directed and co-wrote.