Wednesday, May 25, 2022

Script review - "The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes" by Billy Wilder and IAL Diamond

 The original script for the film is here if you want to read it. It does not improve the film. That was not a butchered masterpiece. This takes forever - 224 pages - I can imagine it clocks in at over three hours (and Wilder once considered songs!).

It's atypical to his other work being a series of episodes. It starts includes a really, really long scene where Watson's ancestor opens a box containing the stories from Watson (well it's not super long and has a cute character, a big time Holmes fan but it takes him until page 10 to do something that could be done in one). 

There's a section on a train where Holmes deduces something about an Italian, "The Curious Case of the Upside Down Room" where Holmes and Watson help Lestrade figure out a mystery of an upside down room, flashbacks to Oxford etc during the main story, "The Dreadful business of the naked honeymooners" a sketch where the duo on a ship investigate a death that turns out to be not a death, and an epilogue where Lestrade asks for help finding Jack the Ripper.

I don't mean to be rude but it's all very pointless. This must have been agony to sit through. It's basically an attempt to do a slight tweak on Holmes - made with love, fun, I get it, but at heart this is a glossy TV series.

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