Various rantings on movies, books about movies, and other things to do with movies
Saturday, May 24, 2014
TV review - "Ray Donovan - Season 1" (2013) ***
Actually solving client issues occupies about 10% of the show - the rest of the time Ray deals with his family, especially his goalbird dad (Jon Voight) fresh out of the pen, but also his wife, two kids, three brothers and other associates.
It's all well acted - the cast also includes Elliot Gould, James Woods and Rosanna Arquette - and made with intelligence but was a bit grim and all the sexual abuse and molestation surviving got me down after a while. I wanted less family angst and sexual abuse victim trauma and more cool stuff. I'm not hanging out for season 2.
Movie review - "Konga" (1961) **
You'd think from the advertising that the most of the movie would center around said rampage but actually that only comes in the last ten minutes; most of this is about Gough being mad, and killing people who are on his scent, and being blackmailed into marriage by his assistant (Margot Johns); there's also this hilarious bit where he gets a crush on a young blonde student (Claire Gordon) whose friends talk in sort of jive (these are introduced way too late in the films), and lots of scenes involving disbelieving cops.
This is the sort of movie that is basically crap but impossible to dislike: you've got Gough acquitting himself very well in a Vincent Price style role, a man in a monkey suit killing people, a quite touching ending with poor old Konga hanging around Big Ben being mowed down by the British army. And it's got novelty factor for being a British monster film. Lots of fun.
Movie review - "Once Upon a Time in the West" (1968) ****
Undeniably a masterpiece with so many beautiful moments and scenes but - and I'm sorry if this makes me sound like a philistine - but does it has to be so long? Dragging out Jason Robards' death for ever and ever, the elongated sequence between Henry Fonda and Claudia Cardinale in bed, and all those scenes on the train... they all surely could have been trimmed?
Some of it the length is a benefit - the drawn out suspenseful attack at the train station, the murder of the homesteaders. Charles Bronson is a fantastic Western hero, good as Eastwood would have been; Claudia Cardinale is perhaps the best looking heroine in Western history; Jason Robards adds some lively humour and Henry Fonda a strong villain (with solid support from sympathetic-yet-terrible Gabriele Ferzetti). It has one of the greatest musical scores in history and an all-time great reveal when we find out why Bronson has been after Fonda all this time.
Absolutely worth seeing but I'd be lying if I didn't admit it dragged for me every now and then.
Movie review - "My Darling Clementine" (1946) ****1/2
There is a remarkably strong support cast on display: Ward Bond and Tim Holt as Earp brothers (Holt wasn't that great an actor and his performance here isn't that inspired but he played in an awful lot of classic films throughout his career); Victor Mature in perhaps his best ever performance and definitely his greatest role as Doc Holliday; Walter Brennan as the terrifying Ike Clanton; Grant Withers and John Ireland as his sons (a terrific rogue's gallery of baddies); Linda Darnell (a much better actress than she was given credit for) as the Mexican singer-hooker; Alan Mowbray as a stage actor (a lovely little sequence); Jane Darwell as a local and J. Farrell MacDonald as the bartender. The only really damp squib is Cathy Downs as Clementine; she's not bad, just vanilla.
There's an irritating strand of racism through the story - Earp scolds people for selling liquor to Indians and makes cracks about Mexicans - but it's full of beautiful moments, and the depiction of violence consistently interesting: it comes in short, sharp bursts out of nowhere (having said that the final shoot out isn't that spectacular). Deserved classic.
Movie review - "Master of the World" (1961) **1/2 (warning: spoilers)
Fun AIP attempt to jump on the then-popular Jules Verne bandwagon (its based on two lesser known Verne novels) with Vincent Price having a great old time as a mad scientist who is so anti war he flies around in a big zeppelin, dropping bombs on armies. Just like in 20000 Leagues Under the Sea some innocents get caught up with the maddie and try to stop him.
To be honest this is a bit clunky, harmed by it's low budget: there is far too much stock footage of what's taking place on land (including the 1939 The Four Feathers) and scenes of our four heroes lingering in the viewing deck watching out the window (this happens a lot).
There is also an uninspiring sub plot where David Frankham, as the annoyingly honourable fiancee of Mary Webster, squabbles with heroic Charles Bronson. I kept assuming Frankham would die or turn evil but nope he was still there in the end; ditto Henry Hull's nasty little munitions manufacturer.
There's also some really unfunny comic relief involving a wacky French chef.
The piece has its charm, though - all those silly sailors outfits the crew (and our heroes) wear, Vincent Price in a great role, the sheer novelty of seeing Bronson be so absurdly miscast in a conventional leading man role. Richard Matheson wrote the script, which is as always for Matheson an expert piece of work. And I found the ending, where Price's crew refused to abandon him, genuinely touching. (It may have been even more so had any of them been allowed to develop some personality.) Good kids entertainment.
Movie review - "Meteor" (1979) **
But the movie has a massive problem which I think ensured it's underwhelming box office performance: the story. It starts well enough with Sean Connery being yanked off his yacht mid race and spirited away to a top secret meeting, and squabbles with the military (personified by Martin Landau), and colluding with the Russians. But far too much of the action consists of Connery and company sitting in HQ waiting for the meteors to hit and pressing buttons.
The great disaster movies had our lead characters in peril from the get go - The Poseidon Adventure had the boat crew upside down within the first 15 minutes, ditto the fire in The Towering Inferno gang. This only gets going towards the end when HQ is hit by a meteor fragment and everyone has to flail around in mud for a bit.
So despite professional acting, seeming high stakes of the concept and lots of footage of missles, plus some clever one liners, it's dull. It's funny that AIP of all studios made such a rookie error as to not focus on a few key characters in peril (which they normally always did, mostly due to low budget reasons) but maybe they were dazzled by high price talent.
Friday, May 23, 2014
Book review - "A Game of Thrones" (1996) by George Martin
Some interesting differences from the TV show - the Stark kids are genuinely young (i.e. Robb Stark is only 15), Tyrion is less good looking than Peter Dinklage - but it was a very faithful adaptation that completely captured the spirit of this book.