Tuesday, October 13, 2026

Movie review - "When Time Ran Out" (1980) * (warning: spoilers)

 One of the movies that killed the disaster movie cycle despite writers including Carl Foreman and Stirling Sillipant and a genuine all star cast - Paul Newman as a rugged oil rigger, William Holden as a hotel owner, Jacqueline Bissett as Holden's secretary, Burgess Meredith as a guest, James Franciscus as a rich man, Veronica Hamel as his girlfriend. There's also Ernest Borgnine, Pat Morita, Barbara Carrera, Alex Karras, and others.

The original book was based on a real volcano eruption on Martinique which would have been far more interesting. I guess they had a failure of nerve.

Instead Allen pulls from his other hits - Paul Newman redoing his tough Toweing Inferno stuff, Fraciscus playing Richard Chamberlain in Inferno, a reprise of the crossing the gangway scene in Poseidon Adventure, a reprise of most of the people refusing to come along with the escapees in Poseidon, a reprise of Shelley Winters' death in Poseidon, the fact most of the film concentrates on a small group of refugees like Poiseon.

It's poorly directed and structured. I enjoyed people panicking and trashing the helicopter but it made no sense so many would stay in the hotel. And when they stay in the hotel it's unforgivably dull... everyone hangs around doing nothing and they're killed at the end. The opening location shots of Hawaii are nice but the volcano stuff looks cheap and studio bound. The action is dull - mostly walking over things and falling. Too many perms. Holden seems drunk, Newman looks bored, Bisset is trying. The only ones giving their all all the old character types like Meredith. 

Monday, October 12, 2026

Movie review - "Crack Up" (1946) **1/2

 Good tough Pat O'Brien noir directed with enthusiasm from Irving Reis and a confusing plot with an art element - I'Brien is an art critic. Decent cast including Herbert Marshall and Claire Trevor.

Sunday, October 11, 2026

Movie review - "Gigli" (2003) * (warning: spoilers)

 A famous bomb. Ben Affleck tries and Jennifer Lopez has never looked hotter which is saying something. Some problems

- there's a lot of hanging around a flat, with a kidnap victim, so the movie has no pace

- Lopez is a lesbian but we spend a lot of time with Affleck and Lopez flirting and then they fall in love.

- kidnap victim Justin Bartha is a Simple Jack character

- there is no pooint to the kidnapping, they do to help Al Pacino then Al Pacino comes along and says "we don't do that" so all the threat was removed.  

I can't see how the film was ever going to work with Affleck falling for a lesbian... and her wanting to be with him. I know why they did it but it was wrong. 

Bartha is never going to get together with the girl at the end. Not really. And she has a terrible Australian accent. 

Martin Brest was not a writer.

A story without stakes, a tricky subject (man falls for lesbian) not dealt with, another tricky subject (intellectually disabled man is kidnapped) poorly handled. 

Movie review - "Studio Affairs: My Life as a Film Director" by Vincent Sherman (1996)

 Highly entertaining book. Sherman was a good director with a second-tier career. This book explains why - he was constantly given "go" projects that weren't always the best and it seems he wasn't too crash hot on script but he was excellent with actors. He would be called in to help on troubled projects.

The book is enjoyably non-discrete - he had affairs with Rita Hayworth, Joan Crawford and Bette Davis.  He did one of Errol Flynn's best movies and I wish they'd worked together again. He was blacklisted. Admits he was a shit to his wife.

Book review - "The Mad Emperor" by Henry Sidebottom (2022)

 Exhaustive. Very well researched. A more linear approach may have been better. A bit academic-y in that it takes a historiagraphy approach a lot of the time instead of getting into character. A serious work though.

Play review - "Misalliance" by George Bernard Shaw (1909) (re-reading)

 Lots of jolly japes and zingers among the rich at a house. Not a lot of plot but fun.

Play review - "The Devil's Disciple" by George Bernard Shaw (1897)

 A cad in revolutionary America redeems himself via an act of bravery to impress a sensible woman. The British officer at the end is fun.