I can see what they were going for - tongue in cheek a la Guardians of the Galaxy. But there's no heart here and the actors aren't up to it at least not the leads.
The Great Unmade Robert Aldrich Romantic Comedy
Various rantings on movies, books about movies, and other things to do with movies
Saturday, August 08, 2026
Movie review - "Last Night in Soho" (2021) ***
Edgar Wright's love letter (well, a letter) to swinging sixties Britain has some wonderful moments and a mangetic lead in Anya Taylor Jones (who is so perfect) plus a charismatic Matt James. Thomasin McKenzie is a little dull. Slow start but satisfying at the end.
Wednesday, August 05, 2026
Movie review - "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom" (2018) **1/2
Look, not a great movie - as pointed out by Honest Trailers it copies the structure of The Lost World, continually references back to film #1 (and the Alien franchise), and the characters are just types. Also it's not as fun to see dinosaurs running amok in a mansion as opposed to an island or a city.
But the action is well staged and consistent; it doesn't pause. I found the subplot about the girl realising she was cloned quite effective.
I wish they'd kill some of these raptors with poisoned eggs, like in the book.
Tuesday, August 04, 2026
Book review - "Jurassic Park" by Michael Crichton (1990)
Crichton's masterpiece. It's got everything - a big concept, a world that is well thought out (he fleshes out the theme park more than he could do in Westworld), fantastic sequences. Crichton's description of action wasn't always the best in his novels but it is here - it must be because he wrote it first as a screenplay. The initial attack of the T Rex, the aviary sequence, Grant poisoning eggs to kill raptors...
The violence is quick, brutal, terrifying. The films were so jokey in comparison. I wish they'd do a film with the violence and terror of this, and the intelligence. You can't aruge with success though.
Movie review - "China Passage" (1937) **
I only watched this because it starred Jocelyn Howarth, here retitled Constance Worth.
It's a not bad B from RKO about shenanigans on a boat from China, searching for a missing jewel. It's a great part for Worth - she seems to be a shady lady but is revealed to be an agent, and has to bust the mystery with the lead guy Vinton Haworth. She gets to round up the suspects at the end and be active.
He's a little dull. Worth isn't that amazing it must be admitted. She's fine. You can see why she couldn't get out of B pictures.
There's a drunk character who keeps thinking the boat is going to Sydney. That has novelty.
Movie review - "Jurassic World" (2015) **1/2 (rewatching)
I respect the money this film made. It passes the time. Decent effects. But it's silly. So light. Dinosaurs on a rampage and no one seems to care. Chris Pratt camps it up as does Bryce Dallas Howard. Lauren Lupkus and Jake Johnson play it too light. That kid Nick Robinson is a sulky teen.
I just didn't like it.
Good to have the park up and running though.
Sunday, August 02, 2026
Movie revie - "The Nice Guys" (2017) ***1/2
Fun, easy, loved the period detail. Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling in fine form, ditto Angourie Rice. Maybe it would've been more popular had Crowe and Gosling been more different - they are both tough guys.